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(1) 3 Aurton ne driving sikhna


3 aurton ne driving sikhna shuru ki.

Jab teeno k shohar aapas me mile to Ek bola:

Meri BV ko najaane kia ho gaya,

Raat ko neend mei mera pakar kr kehti hy,

1st gear,

2nd gear.



Dosra bola:

y to kch nh mery bv need man mera hath apni tajmahal pe rakh k bolty ha "Engin bht garam hogaya h thanda karo."



Teesra bola:

ye to kuch b nahi.

Meri BV neend mei donu taangein khol kr kehti hy,

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(2) Lady doctor ek Pathan se


Lady doctor ek Pathan se





Tm roz clinic k bahir khare ho kr aurton ko Q ghurte ho?



Pathan:

Baji ap ney hi bahir likha hoa hay aurton ko dekhny ka time 9 se 1 taK....?






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(3) SIRWo kon sa DEPA


SIR

Wo kon sa DEPARTMENT he jis men ORAT kaam nahi kar sakti ?

STUDENT.
FIRE BRIGADE.

SIR.
Q..?

STUDENT.
aurton ka
kaam AAG lagana he
AAG ko bujhana nhi.







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(4) Class room mein


Class room mein

Urdu Grammer ki

class ho rhi thi

Teacher:

"Umer ko aurton

mein dil chaspr nhi

hai"

is jumly mein

"Umer" kya hai?

Student:



"khusra":))







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(5) Lady doctor: tum


Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".







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(6) Hindu Pati Shadi


Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...



Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.

To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi







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(7) "FEMALE" me "MALE


"FEMALE" me "MALE" ata hai.

"SHE" me "HE" ata hai.

"WOMAN" me "MAN" ata hai.

Mardon ke purani adat hai aurton me Ghusnay ke.







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(8) Mard zyada sharif


Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Pathan

Ans. Mard

Q k Mardon Main

UMar Sharif

Nawaz Sharif

Shehbaz Sharif

HaMza Sharif

Jab k aurton Me sirf

Babra Sharif

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(9) Bayshaq Mardon Ki


Bayshaq Mardon Ki Nigah Idhar Udhar Ki aurton Per Parti Hien Aur Issi Sabab Say Inkay Paoon Phisal Jatay Hien. Pas Tum Mien Say Jab Koi Shaks Kisi Aurat Ko Dekhay Aur Isay Woh Pasand Aaye To Woh Apni Aurat Say Hum Bistari Karay Kyun K Jaise Woh Aurat Hay Waisee Hee Uski Apni Aurat Hay.

(Hazrat Ali. RAZIALLAH TAALA ANHO)



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(10) Bayshaq Mardon Ki


Bayshaq Mardon Ki Nigah Idhar Udhar Ki aurton Per Parti Hien Aur Issi Sabab Say Inkay Paoon Phisal Jatay Hien. Pas Tum Mien Say Jab Koi Shaks Kisi Aurat Ko Dekhay Aur Isay Woh Pasand Aaye To Woh Apni Aurat Say Hum Bistari Karay Kyun K Jaise Woh Aurat Hay Waisee Hee Uski Apni Aurat Hay.

(Hazrat Ali. RAZIALLAH TAALA ANHO)



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