Latest bachai Sms and bachai Shayari

Urdu Bachai Sms

This is the best collection Urdu Bachai Poetry, Hindi Bachai Shayari and latest Bachai Sms in Urdu. We have selected all sms & shayari collection related to keyword "Bachai" online here. You can read Bachai hindi sms, Bachai poetry online and best Bachai poetry in urdu

(1) Teacher: Do mai sai do nika


Teacher: Do mai sai do nikale tou kitnai bachai?

Pathan :hum ko sawal samjh nai aaya

Teacher :agar tumhare pas do rotiyan then aur tum dono kha gai tou kya bacha?

Pathan: saalan






urdu bachai sms collection  Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message



(2) 1 larka larki ko utha k l


1 larka

larki ko utha k le gya

jab rape KRNy laga to bola

apny boyfriend ko

kaho k teri izzat bachaiy

larki boli: tum apna kam kro us ****** ko sms paRNy do






urdu bachai sms collection  Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message



(3) 1 kanjoos dosray


1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta







urdu bachai sms collection  Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message



(4) Memon ne arbi ko


Memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munnaââ.¬Â
!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi Memon ka khoon dor raha hayââ.¬Â











(5) Mohtaji or Ghurba


Mohtaji or Ghurbat 7 Cheezoon Sy Ati H.

1: Jaldi Jaldi Namaz Parhnay Se.

2: Khary Ho K Pani Pinay Se.

3: Moonh Se Charagh Bujhanay Se.

4: Asteen Ya Daman Se Moonh Saf KRNe Se.

5: Asar k bad ghar may jharu dene se.

6: Dantoon se nakhun to
e se.

7: Fajar ki namaz k bad foran sonay se.

In se bachain.











(6) Aj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai Pucho K

Aj Maine 1 Jaan bachai
Pucho Kaise?


Bhikhari Ko Pucha:
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?


Bola:Khushi Se Mar Jaunga


Maine Nahi Diya





urdu bachai sms collection  Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message



(7) Ka me shan da bachai v, tha ba

Ka me shan da bachai v, tha ba ghuwarrm
Ka me shan da faqiri v, tha ba ghuwarrm
Parwa nashta ka ME tann ghalbhl ghalbhl she
Gor, kafan aw ka takhta v, tha ba ghwarrm
Tol halum ba da mhasher pa lori drume
Chi Israfil da khulay shpalai v, tha ba ghuwarrm
Aw niamatuna pa mhashar ki wayshl k ge
Ma newalay ba jolai v, tha ba ghwarrm
dadicated to ‘INTEZAR UNCLE'







(8) 1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj m


1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta




urdu bachai sms collection  Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message



(9) 1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj m


1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta




urdu bachai sms collection  Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message



(10) AIK 21 SAL KA LARKA BAR B.Q PA

AIK 21 SAL KA LARKA BAR B.Q PARTY MAY CONTCT LENS PHEN KR APNI ANKHEN US WQT KHO BETHA JAB WO PARTY MAIN COAL(KOYLA) K BUHUT QAREB JA KAR KHARA SEEKH KABAB BANA RAHA THA. KUCH HI MINT MAY WO BURI TARHAN CHEKHNE LAGA. KSI KO USKI TAKLIF KA ILM NHN HOPARAHA THA, USKO FORUN HOSPITALIZE KIA TO DOCTOR NE USKI EYES KHOL K DEKHA AUR OPERATION SE PEHLE HI KEHDYA K YE ANDHA HOGAYA. CONTACT LENSES PLASTIC K HOTE HAIN AAG KI GARMI SE USK LENSE MELT HOGYE JIS SE WO ANDHA HOGYA. PLS YE ZADA SE ZADA YONGSTER KO BHEJAIN AUR UNKI ZNDAGI KHRB HONE SE bachaiN.







Go To Page >> [1] [2]

Read new/updated bachai sms. No doubt, its biggest collection of bachai mobile messages on internet. You can subscribe bachai sms and get newly added bachai text messages to your email as well. Keep visiting this page as latest urdu bachai sms will be coming soon. There are many Urdu bachai SMS lovers who are eager to share Urdu bachai SMS with you;)

Post to Forum :

Post to Website :

urdu bachai sms