Urdu Bhagwan Sms

(1) Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe da

Sardar ji; bhagwan mujhe dard de,

Dukh de,

tention de,

mujhe barbad kar de,

mere piche BHoot laga de,

Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye

(2) Rango Ke Tyohar M

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,

Yahi Dua hai bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar

Happy Diwali

(3) Ek Dua Mangte hai

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne bhagwan se...

Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,

Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,

Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!

Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.

A Bliss from Inside

(4) Phone ek Mandhir,

Phone ek Mandhir,

Sms uska bhagwan,

Sms bhejne wala Pujari,

Sms padhne wala Bhakt,

Padhkar sms na ka
e wala

Mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari.

(5) Biwi ne bade pyar

Biwi ne bade pyarse patike gale me baahein daali aur pucha:

kaisa lag raha hai ji?



Pati: jaise bhagwan shankarke galeme naag lipte hoââ.�¬Â�

(6) Santa: Bhagwane s

Santa: bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G.

Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

(7) Rango ke tyohar m

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,

Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,

Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,

Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

(8) Bhakt: Meri Shadi

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do

bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge

Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye

bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

(9) Bhagwan kare tujh

bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile

sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi

tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.

Happy Raksha Bandhan.ââ.�¬Â

(10) Kaamyabi tumhare

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,

Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana ka
e ke liye,

tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brotherââ.�¬Â�


Just kidding as always.

ââ.�¬Å.�Happy Raksha Bandhan.ââ.�¬Â