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(1) Mera us shehr-e-a


Mera us shehr-e-adawat me basera hai

FARAZ



Jahaan charas to mil jati hai

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CHEENI nahi milti.







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(2) uski ankhon main


uski ankhon main lgta tha pyar ka nasha hy "FArAZ"

wo to bad main pta chla kambakht charas peti thi.

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lo yar kithy phas gay







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(3) Zubaida Apa Ki Ci


Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe:

5 Gm charas

1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt

2 Machis Ki Teeleya

1 Hawadar Kamra

Tarkeeb:

Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt Khali Kare,

Machis Ki Teeli Jalae,

charas Ko 110 Degree Pr Garam Kare,

charas Ko Paati Mix Kr K Cigrt Bhar Le,

Ab 2sri Machis Ki Teli Se Cigrt Jalae

Or

Enjoy Karin

JHOLE LAL...!

Agaly Hafte Zubaida Apa Apko Heroin Pine Ki Asan Recepi Bataingi..:-D

Dont Mis It..;-)











(4) suna hai aap univ


suna hai aap university main baray harami thay, aapki khala ko phone kiya thaa

Aur Dair Rat tk charas pee kr Tunn Rehty Thy, aapki Baaji bta rahi Thin

Aaj Rat ko Meri chudai maaRNy ka bhuley tou nhe?

"kesy bholta subha sy sms ker k maa jo yawa rai ho.

aapki mummy bhi kuch bata rai theen..

"Kya aaj sarey balance ki gand mardi?

Ummhom...

Hmm... Tou ye mona randi kon thi?? :-/

hahaha :-D :-D

Telenor

Baaton Baaton Main ;)











(5) 1 Cheeta CHARAS B


1 Cheeta charas Bna Rha tha,

Achank 1 Choha Bhagta aya or Bola,

Q zndgi Brbad krty ho?

Dekho ktna Khbsurat Jungle hy,

Ao mry 7 Jungle ki Sair kro,

Cheeta us k 7 ho gaya,

Agy 1 Hathi SHARAB Pee Rha tha,

Choha phr bola:Q zndgi brbad krte ho?

Hathi B un k sath ho gaya,

Agy 1 Sher Heroin pe raha ta

Choha phr Bola to Sher ne khench k thapr mara,

Chety or Hathi ne waja pochi to sher bola

"kal b kamina BHUNG pi k mujy 3 gante gumata raha.











(6) Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Re

Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe:
5 gm charas
1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt
2 Machis Ki Teeleya
1 Hawadar Kamra


Tarkeeb:
Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt Khali Kare,
Machis Ki Teeli Jalae,
charas Ko 110 Degree Pr Garam Kare,
charas Ko Paati Mix Kr K Cigrt Bhar Le,
Ab 2sri Machis Ki Teli Se Cigrt Jalae
Or
Enjoy Karin
JHOLE LAL...!
Agaly Hafte Zubaida Apa
Apko Heroin Pine Ki Asan Recepi Bataingi..:-D
Dont Mis It..;-)









(7) 1 larka Charas pi k aya,rnDad

1 larka charas pi k aya,
Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga!
Dad:
charas Pi k aya he?
Son:
Nai To?
Dad:
Kamine, Phir suitcase khol k kia bak-bak kar raha ha..B-)



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(8) Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Charas

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me charas Pi Raha Tha..

Achanak Police Aagayi.

Tou Charsi Nay charas Chupa Diya..



Police: Kia Kar Rahay Ho?



Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apnay Waalid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hoon



Police: Yeh Tou Kisi Bachay Ka Qabar Hai,



Charsi: Mera Waalid Sahab Bachpan Main Mar Gaya Tha !

@ZIDDI@







(9) Ye kaun Doob gayaa aur ubhar g

Ye kaun Doob gayaa aur ubhar gayaa mujh mein

ye kaun saaye ki surat guzar gayaa mujh mein



ye kis ke sooG mein shoridaa-haal phirtaa hooN

wo kaun shaKhs thaa aisa k mar gayaa mujh mein



ajab hawaa-e-bahaaraN ne charasaazi ki

wo zaKhm jis ko na bhaRNaa thaa bhar gayaa mujh mein



wo aadami k jo patthar thaa jee rahaa hai abhi

jo aaiina thaa wo bikhar gayaa mujh mein



bisaal kyaa k wo jab bhi qareeb se guzraa

wo yuN lagaa k koi raqs kar gayaa mujh mein



wo saath thaa to ajab dhoop chaauN rehti thi

bas ab to ek hi mausam Theher gayaa mujh mein








(10) Mera Us Shehr-e-Adaawat Main B

Mera Us Shehr-e-Adaawat Main Basera Hai Faraz...



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Jahan charas To Mil Jaati Hai.



Magar Cheeni Nahi Milti. :-)



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