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(1) A Mouse Doing S****X with a


A Mouse Doing S****X with an Elephant Under a coconut tree, Suddenly coconut falls on elephant's head.



Elephant shouted with PAIN.



Mouse: ok 0k i will do SLOWLY






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(2) HahahaPLUM= style


Hahaha
PLUM= style

coconut= hairz

Strawberry=Lips:-

Olive=cuteness

Peach= cheeks

Papaya=dressing

Cherry=eyes. .







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(3) Plum , Coconut ,


Plum , coconut , Strawberry , Olive , Peach , Papaya , Cherry. choose 1 fruit phir pata chale ga k ap ki kon se cheez logon ko attract krti he.rply fastly..







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(4) Is Swal Ka Jawab


Is Swal Ka Jawab Do

1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo

Gili Ha To 1 Kilo

or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo

Batao Kya Cheez Hai.

Its a Challenge.

Reply is must.

Answer : coconut







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(5) Celebration Means.. 4 Friendz

Celebration Means..
4 Friendz
Raining Outside
4 Glases Of Pepsi


Celebration Means..
100 Bucks For Petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road


Celebration Means..
Maggi No0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25am


Celebration Means..
3 Old FRIENDs
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 INTERNET Messenger


Celebration Means..
Rain On A Roof
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbour Droping In A Party


Celebration Means..
U & Mom
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of coconut Oil And
A Head Massage !!


To Celebrate U Dont Have To Spend
100s On Birthdays
1000s On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings


But To Celebrate
We Have To Spend Time
Wid Our L0ved Ones
KEEP In Touch Wid Th0se
Wh0 L0ve U And Care For U !
Dis Is Just A Reminder From Me To U..
Dat I Exist For U..
Rite Now And Always









(6) When Cloud Breaks Rain Falls W

When Cloud Breaks Rain Falls
When coconut Breaks Water Falls
When Luv Breaks Tears Fall,
But.. When Ur Head Breaks..


Aailaa !!! Khali Hai!





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(7) Celebration Means.. 4 Friendz

Celebration Means..
4 Friendz
Raining Outside
4 Glases Of Pepsi


Celebration Means..
100 Bucks For Petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road


Celebration Means..
Maggi No0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25am


Celebration Means..
3 Old FRIENDs
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 INTERNET Messenger


Celebration Means..
Rain On A Roof
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbour Droping In A Party


Celebration Means..
U & Mom
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of coconut Oil And
A Head Massage !!


To Celebrate U Dont Have To Spend
100s On Birthdays
1000s On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings


But To Celebrate
We Have To Spend Time
Wid Our L0ved Ones
KEEP In Touch Wid Th0se
Wh0 L0ve U And Care For U !
Dis Is Just A Reminder From Me To U..
Dat I Exist For U..
Rite Now And Always









(8) mouse fucking an elephant in c

mouse ******ing an elephant in coconut farm, a coconut falls on elephants head



Elephant: ?Ouch?



Mouse: ?Ouch vouch kuch nahi gaandu, apna SHOT tu aisa hee hota he"..!!



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(9) mouse fucking an elephant in c

mouse ******ing an elephant in coconut farm, a coconut falls on elephants head

Elephant: “Ouch“

Mouse: “Ouch vouch kuch nahi gaandu, apna SHOT tu aisa hee hota he"..!!



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(10) AGE OF BOOBS: 14 to 16 LEMON,

AGE OF ******S: 14 to 16 LEMON, 17 to 22 ORANGE 23 to 28 MANGO, 29 to 40 TENDER coconut, 41 to 55 USED PILLOW, 56 to 65 AIR REMOVED BALLOON.



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