Urdu dulhan sms

(1) 1 Foji ki Girl Friend ne Us

1 Foji ki Girl Friend ne Usay Khat Likha meri life me Naya Larka aa Gia Hai



Tum Say Acha Hy me Uski dulhan Bano gi Meri Picture Wapis Bijhwa Do



Foji Ny Apne Saray Sathiyo ki Girl FRIENDs Ki 30 Pictures Jama ki Beech me uski picture rakh k khat likha



Lo Mujhe tumahari shakal yaad nai Khud Nikal Lo:>;;;;;; :)





 

(2) kamaal-e-zabt to main khud

kamaal-e-zabt to main khud bhi to azmaon gi

Main apne haath se uski dulhan sajaon gi



supurd kar ke use chaandni ke haathon

main apne ghar ke andheron ko laut aaongi



badan ke karb ko woh bhi samajh na payega

main dil main roungi aankhon main muskroungi



woh kya gaya ke rafaqat ke sare lutf gaye

main kis se rooth sakoungi kise manaongi



woh eik rishtaa-e-benaam bhi nahiin laikin

main ab bhi us ke ishaaron pe sar jhukhaoungii



bichaa diya tha gulabon ke saath apna wajood

woh sou ke uthe to khwaabon ki raakh uthaoungi



ab us ka fan to kisi aur se mansoob hua

main kis ki nazam akele main gungunaoungi



javaz dhoondh raha thaa nayee mohabbat ka

woh keh raha tha ke main us ko bhool jaoungi



samaton main ghanay jangalon ki saansein hain

main ab kabhi teri awaz sun na paoungi

(3) Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dul

Shadi Ki Raat dulhan Se Dulha Ne Poocha:

Jaan Muh Dikhayi Kitne Dun.?



dulhan:

(Sharmaty Huwe)

Boli:

Janu jee Waise Tou Main,



Muh Dekhayi

Rs-100



Nuth Utarwayi

Rs-150



Shirt Utarwayi

Rs-200



Brazer Utarwai

Rs-250



Shalwar Utarwayi

Rs-300



Chummi Karwayi

Rs-350



Mutth Lagwayi

Rs-450



Chussa Lagwayi

Rs-500



Ghorri Banwayi

Rs-700



Taangen Uthwayi

Rs-800



Kuss Pharwayi

Rs-1200



Leti Hon Per Aap Shohar Ban Gaye Ho Es Liye Puray Package K,



4000/= De Dena.



 

(4) Suhaag raat per doolhe ne d

Suhaag raat per doolhe ne dulhan ko

'Moo Dikhayeè'

may Rs.1,000,000/=

deeye to dulhan heiraan

ho ker

bolee,



,



,



,



,



"kitne aadmi hen..

(5) Kamal E Zabt Ko Khud Bhi To Az

Kamal E Zabt Ko Khud Bhi To Azamaungi

Kamal e zabt ko khud bhi to azamaungi
Main apane hath se us ki dulhan sajaungi

Supurd kar ke use chandani ke hathon
Main apane ghar ke andheron ko laut aungi

Badan ke karb ko wo bhi samajh na payega
Main dil may roungi ankhon may muskuraungi

Wo kya gaya ke rafaqat ke sare lutf gaye
Main kis se ruth sakungi kise manaungi

Wo ik rishta e benam bhi nahi lekin
Main ab bhi us ke isharon pe sar jhukaungi

Bicha diya tha gulabon ke sath apana wajud
Wo so ke uthe to khwabon ki rakh uthaungi

Ab us ka fan to kisi aur se manasub hua
Main kis ki nazm akele may gungunaungi

Jawaz dhundh raha tha nai muhabbat ka
Wo kah raha tha ke main us ko bhul jaungi

Sama`aton may ghane jangalon ki sansen hain
Main ab kabhi teri awaz sun na paungi

(6) Shadi Ki Raat Dul

Shadi Ki Raat dulhan Se Dulha Ne Poocha:

Jaan Muh Dikhayi Kitne Dun.?

dulhan:

(Sharmaty Huwe)

Boli:

Janu jee Waise Tou Main,

Muh Dekhayi

Rs-100

Nuth Utarwayi

Rs-150

Shirt Utarwayi

Rs-200

Brazer Utarwai

Rs-250

Shalwar Utarwayi

Rs-300

Chummi Karwayi

Rs-350

Mutth Lagwayi

Rs-450

Chussa Lagwayi

Rs-500

Ghorri Banwayi

Rs-700

Taangen Uthwayi

Rs-800

Kuss Pharwayi

Rs-1200

Leti Hon Per Aap Shohar Ban Gaye Ho Es Liye Puray Package K,

4000/= De Dena.

(7) Pathan ki shadi p

Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston ne dulhan ki jaga ak larky ko bitha dya.

Pathan ne ghonghat uthaya or khush ho k bola:

"Insan ka nyat saaf ho to kya nhi Milta"

(8) KANWARA GHAZAL A

KANWARA GHAZAL

Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

KARNI Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan

Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy

Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe "Bivi"Chahiye

Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do

Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

Dekhi Hy Main Ne dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye

kr di he akhri baat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahye

Dedicated to all kanwara party.

(9) Pakistan Mein Sha

Pakistan Mein Shadiya
Parents K MErzi Se Hoti Hain

IS Liye Dulhe K Liye dulhan Surprize Hoti Hai

Ghoongat UThane K Baad




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Jayasuria

(10) teacher: Tum bara

teacher:

Tum baray ho ker kia kero gay?

Student:

Shadi...

Teacher:

Nhe mera matlab hai kia bano gay?

Student:

Dulha..

Teacher:

Ohooo...I mean bare ho ker kia hasil kero gay?

Student:

dulhan

Teacher:

Uffoo...

Matlab aisa kiya kero gay? jo tum nay phly kbi nhe kiya?

Student:

Nikaah;)