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(1) Teacher , Ye Batao, Jo Lo


Teacher ,

Ye Batao, Jo Log ghalat Kam Karte Hy, Wo Kahan Jate Hein?

Lrki Sharmatay Huay Boli-

Sir,Shehri Log HOTEL Me,

Aur Gaon K Log GANNE K KHET Mein……






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(2) Teacher, Ye batao, jo log


Teacher,

Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hein?

Lrki sharmatay huay boli-

Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me,

Aur gaon k log GANNE K KHET mein……






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(3) 1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai


1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.

Jaaldi mai mail ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.

Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.

Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa ******Ga

*~~InShaLLaH~~*










(4) 1 Aadmi ne Hotel k Room mein C

1 Aadmi ne Hotel k Room mein Computer dekha to socha k Bv ko mail kar doon.
Us ne mail likh k ghalat Address par Send kar di.
Jis Aurat ko mail mili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehley inteqaal hua tha. Mail Parrhtay he Aurat BeHosh ho Gai. Likha tha:

Begum, Mein Kheriyat se Pohonch Gaya hoon. Yahan Net ki Sahulat bhi Mojood hai. Jagha Chhoti Par Shaandar Hai. Thandi Thandi Hawa Janat Ka Maza Deti Hai. Dhool Matti Nahi Hai. Mein Ne Jo White Kaprray Pehnay Thay Wo Ab Tak White He Hain. Kal hi Tumhain bhi Bulwa loon ga
INSHA ALLAH.







(5) Ek bar hi g bhar k saza Q n


Ek bar hi g bhar k saza Q nhi datey

Me harf-e-ghalat hun tou mita Q nhi datey

Moti hun tou damn-e-muzna mein pro lo

Ansu hun tou palkon sa gira Q nhi datey

Saya hun tou sath na rakhney ki waja kya?

Pather hun tou rastey sai hatta Q nhi detay?










(6) Reporter: meera g


Reporter:

meera g hum ne suna hai k ap cigrette piti hain?

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Meera:

oH my gaad,

ap ne bilkul ghalat suna hai,

i dont drink cigrette... =D







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(7) Wife:kal rat tum


Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend

mein galian kion de rahey thai?

Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?

Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha







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(8) MUHABBAT RAÂ


MUHABBAT RAÃ.¡T JESÃ.¡ THÃ.¡ ~

Muje ye ghalat fehmÃ.¡ thÃ.¡ ~

k muhabat dhaÃ.¡r saari thÃ.¡~

dono hathon meÃ.¡ bhar kr~

tamam umer sambha******gi~

kbhÃ.¡ khonay n@hÃ.¡ dungi~

muhubbat khone k dar se~

mutthÃ.¡yan Band kÃ.¡n mene~

mgr jb mutthÃ.¡an kholeen

to dono hath khaalÃ.¡ thay~

kyun k

MUHABAT RAÃ.¡T JESÃ.¡ THÃ.¡.











(9) ''Kabhi Apne Dost


''Kabhi Apne Dost ki Sachai ka Imtehan NA lo, kya pata us Waqt Wo Majbur ho aur Tum (ghalat Fehmi men) ek Acha Dost KHO betho.''
Hazrat ALI (R.A.)







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(10) ::Golden Words::T


::Golden Words::

Tajurba Insan Ko ghalat Faisle Se Bachata Hai...

Magar...

Tajurba ghalat Faisle Hi Se Hasil Hota Hai.







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