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(1) Husband : ( Retur


Husband : ( RETURNing late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now

logged in.?

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the mo
?

Husband : Erroneous syntax.

Wife : What about my new blouse ?

Husband : Variable not found ?

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violati











(2) In Which Situatio


In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating

In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?

Think..

Think..

Ans is Shopping! :-p

God Bless Your Naughty Mind!







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(3) Woh Konsi Situati


Woh Konsi Situation Hoti Hai,

Jis Main Mard 10 Minutes Mai Thak Jata Hai

Or

Orat Chahti Hai K Wo Karta Rahay.

Think?

?

"Shopping"

Magar Aapki Soch Ko Salam Hai.







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(4) Judge: why are yo


Judge: why are you arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early.

Judge: well, thatââ.¬â.¢s not a crime. Anyway how early were you shopping?

Sardar: before the shop opened.







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(5) Santa was shoppin


Santa was shopping in store.

Salesman: Sir, would u like

to use a pocket calculator?

Santa: No thanx.

I know how many pockets I have!!







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(6) Q: What do you ca


Q: What do you call Easter

when you are hopping around?

A: Hoppy Easter!







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(7) Judge: why r u ar


Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thatââ.¬â.¢s not a crime,

anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shopââ.¬Â
..:p







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(8) The busiest shopp


The busiest shopping centre of London

is Oxford Street.







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(9) Global Warming is


Global Warming is an increase in the Earth's temperature caused by human activities:

Minimize use of electricity (Replace a bulb with energy saver)

Think before you drive. Fly less; walk more, (Use Public Transport)

Plant a tree.

Eat less meat.

Do not leave appliances (TV, Oven etc) on standby.

Use water as rare commodity, Pl donââ.¬â.¢t let your children to waste it in entertainment. Take bath on alte
ate day; try to recycle some water in plantation.

Reuse your shopping bag.

TURN off water while brushing

Please act, spread & educate.

A Public Service Message by Sarfaraz











(10) Muje awaz de lena


Muje awaz de lena

Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena

wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena

Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena

Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena!

Ã.¤ JIN Ã.¤











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