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(1) Hello! Kia haal hai


Hello!





Kia haal hai?





Kia ho raha hai?





Aap kahan rehte ho?





Kitne rooms hain?





Ghar mein TV hai?





Kon se chennals aate hain?





Table hai?





Chair bhi hogi





janwar paalte ho?





Billi hai?





Music sunte ho?





Phir audio system bhi hoga





Nalka hai?





Pani aata hai?





Fridge hai?





Fan hai ya AC?





Phone hai?





Wire less hai?





Mobile hai?





Nokia hai ya koi aur?





Sim hai?





Balance bhi hoga







To SMS q nahi karte?










(2) TEACHER: Kisi B Ghar K


TEACHER:



Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Liye Kutta Sb Se Best janwar Hai



STDNT:



Is Ka Mtlb Hamara Mulk Mehfooz Hy?



Teacher:



Nahi,



Nasal Nasal me bhi Farq hota hai.






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(3) Hello!Kia haal hai?Kia ho raha


Hello!


Kia haal hai?


Kia ho raha hai?


Aap kahan rehte ho?


Kitne rooms hain?


Ghar mein TV hai?


Kon se chennals aate hain?


Table hai?


Chair bhi hogi


janwar paalte ho?


Billi hai?


Music sunte ho?


Phir audio system bhi hoga


Nalka hai?


Pani aata hai?


Fridge hai?


Fan hai ya AC?


Phone hai?


Wire less hai?


Mobile hai?


Nokia hai ya koi aur?


Sim hai?


Balance bhi hoga



To SMS q nahi karte?







(4) Bemar Shohar: Mujhe Janwaron

Bemar Shohar:
Mujhe janwaron K Doctor K Pas Le Jao..

Biwi:
Woh Kiun??

Shohar:
Roz Subah
Murghey Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hun
Ghoray Ki Tara Bhag K Daftar Jata Hun
Gadhy Ki Tarah Kam Karta Hun
Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kuttey Ki Tarah Bhonkta Hun
Aur Raat Ko Bhains K Sath So Jata Hun..







(5) Sardar to his son


Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon.

Son: Papa school wich miss b yehi boldi a tu insan di nahi kisi janwar d olad lagna ain







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(6) Sardar to his son


Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon.

Son: Papa school wich miss b yehi boldi hai tu insan di nahi kisi janwar ki Putar lagna ain







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(7) Pathan: 0 yara hu


Pathan: 0 yara hum yaha nai rahega hmara paisa wapas karo itna chota kamra aur sirf aik stool
Tm humein janwar smjhta hai
Waiter: Sir ye apka room nai lift hai.







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(8) Pathan:Duniya ka


Pathan:
Duniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa hai.. ?




Sardar:
Zebra..




Pathan:
Wo kesey.. ?




Sardar:
Oye pagal wo abhi tak Black and White hai... ! :-P







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(9) "1 Pathan doosray


"1 Pathan doosray Pathan se
agr tu ye bta de k meri tokree me kiya hai? Tu saray anday tere! Aur agr tu ye bta de k kitne hain? To 8 k 8 tere! Or agr tu ye b bta de k kis janwar k hai? To wo murghi b teri". Dusra pathan:- "yaar koi ishara to de"











(10) Janwar mai khawah


janwar mai khawahish or Frishtay mai Aqal Hoti Hy Mgr Insan Mai Dono Hoti hain
Agr wo Aqal ko Daba ly To janwar,agr khwahish ko Dabaly To Frishta
Hazrat Ali R.A







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