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(1) A Sardar Enters In Ladies T


A Sardar Enters In ladies Toilet By Mistake.

All ladies

Suddenly

Standup..

Sardar: Izzat Dil Vich Honi Chayidi Aa..

Betho Betho Tatti Kr Lo Puri.!






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(2) Train chali to pathan aik d


Train chali to pathan aik deba mein chala gia

conductor bola:- khan sahib nazar nahin ata ye ladies ka deba hai

pathan bola:- sorry mujhy laga aap marad ho






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(3) Teacher: A C kisi


Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin

saktay?

studenz: Sir ladies TOILET







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(4) By mistake Sardar


By mistake Sardar goes into ladies toilet..

All ladies suddenly stand up.

Sardar:Bas bas, Izzat Dil mein ho ! yahi kafi hai,

baith jaoââ.¬Â
..







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(5) INNOCENCE:Little


INNOCENCE:

Little children pray on Aftari at Evening

O God on this Eid please give clothes for all those poor
ladies who r in my elder brother's computer.;-)@







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(6) Santa's urine rep


Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.

Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".

Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".







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(7) Teacher: A C kisi


Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin

saktay?

studenz: Sir ladies TOILET







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(8) Pappu teacher sy:


Pappu teacher sy: Sir ye Quaid-E-Azam har note main hansty Q rehty hain jab k Dollar main Lincon to nhen hansta.

Teacher: Beta america ki ladies apny Blouse main note nhen rakhteen.







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(9) Ladies were fight


ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.

At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?

Is ka hal mein tum ko batata hon Tum mein se jo bhi umar mein bari hai wo baith jaye,

LIBRA SUNAAR











(10) ladies ke saath d


ladies ke saath dukaan daaron ka harami pan.

bank cashier:_- madam ap so so k len gi?

fruit seller:- baji zara keley ka size to dekho dil khush ho jayega.

cloth seller:- 1 mint dekh ot len phir len na len apki marzi

dhobi:-baji aap shalwar or kameez nikal do baqi kaam mera

easy load:- kitna daalon?











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