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(1) Shetan ki 3 nishanian 1=S


Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..






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(2) hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj


hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj karte howe dawai k toor par aurat ka doodh bataya pathan ny bare mushkil sy ek aurat ko razee kiya aur doodh chosny laga.



aurat joosh me a kar seskne wali awaz main bolee :

khan sab aur b agar kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho to batao

pathan ny neeche sy awaz dee keh agar iss ke sath biskat bhi ho to acha ho ga :)










(3) Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiy

Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?

Socho sochte raho

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Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
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.úDirty Mind.Ě

neeche poocha tha
Andar nahi.



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(4) Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein


Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai






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(5) 2 Aurtein 1 darak


2 Aurtein 1 darakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se batein kr rahi thien k achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango) gira

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Pehli Aurat

Ye Aam kese gira?

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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..

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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!

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Pakk gaya hun mein tum dono ki batein sun sun kar:-]

"Welcome to mango season".











(6) "Good Morning ! !


"Good MORNING

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Ab kya neeche nashta dhoond rahe ho

Aik bar keh to dia

"Good MORNING"







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(7) PATHAN Apne Mehma


PATHAN Apne Mehman se:

"O Yara Es Pankhe ke neechey Betho, Tumko SAWAB Milega"

Mehman: SAWAB, woh kaisey..?

PATHAN:

Ye Pankha Hum Masjid se Utaar ke Laaya hai...







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(8) 1 tha raja,1 thi


1 tha raja,1 thi rani,2no mer gye khutam kahani
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neechey kya laash dhond rahe ho kaha na khutam khani .







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(9) Inspector to Bant


Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do.







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(10) Sheikh ka 1 rupiy


Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

kion??















sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-D







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