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(1) It's the month when the devils

It's the month when the devils are chained,
the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.
It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.
It's the blessed month of ramadhan.
May Allah shower his blessings and
grant you forgiveness in this holy month.







(2) A Guy Had Cancer


A Guy Had Cancer & He Had Only 1 Month To Live.He Liked A Girl Who Working In Cd Shop, But He Didn't Tell Her About His Love. Everyday He Used 2 Go 2 The Shop & Buy A cd 2 Talk 2 Her. After A Month He Died.When The Girl Went His Home & Asked About Him, His Mother Told He Died And Took Her 2 His Room & She Saw All The Cds Unopened & The Girl Started Crying .U Know Why? She Kept Chits Inside The Cd 2 Let Him Know how much she love him......... ......... ......... ........











(3) When God opened t


When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ââ.¬Å.I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!ââ.¬Â







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(4) When God opened t


When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ââ.¬Å.I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!ââ.¬Â







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(5) A Lady calls a sa


A Lady calls a sardar for repairing door bell

Sardar didnââ.¬â.¢t come for four days.

Lady asks why you come after i repaired my Bell?

He replied: I came & press the bell,button but no body opened the do











(6) A new vaccum sale


A new vaccum salesman knocked on da door!
A lady opened it!
Before she could speak, da salesman rushed into da living room and emptied a bag of cow shit.
Salesman: Madam if I c0uldn't clean dis up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner in next 10 sec, i'll EAT all this Shit!

Lady: Do U need Chilli Sauce with that?

Salesman: Y Madam?

Lady: Becuz there's no electricty in house!

MORAL: ziyada over nhi hona chaye

PUBLIC SERVICE MSG BY WAPDAon the carpet











(7) A CUTE LOVE STORY


A CUTE LOVE STORY:

Two Butterflies

Were In Love.

1 Day They

Decided To Play

Hide N Seek,

They Fixed A

Flower & Decided That,

Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First & Sit On This Flower

Will Love The Other More.

At MORNING The Male Butterfly Came Very Early

& Waited For The Flower To Open.

When It opened,

He Was Shocked To See That,

The Female Butterfly Had Died Inside It,

Bcoz She Was Waiting Since Last Night To Tell Himââ.¬Â
!!

ââ.¬Å.HOW MUCH SHE LOVES HIMââ.¬Â:-(











(8) Santa opened a pe


Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..







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(9) Santa opened A Co


Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?

The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS







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(10) Judge: why are yo


Judge: why are you arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early.

Judge: well, thatââ.¬â.¢s not a crime. Anyway how early were you shopping?

Sardar: before the shop opened.







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