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(1) A Sardar went 2 hotel, orde


A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,

Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?

Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil?

Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.

Surdar: Dimaag?

Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!






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(2) Definition: In HTML, a marq


Definition: In HTML, a marquee is a small section of the browser window that displays text that rolls across the screen. This tag works only in INTERNET Explorer.

Hr?

The tag creates a horizontal line in an HTML page.

Ul?

The tag defines an unordered (bulleted) list.

Table?

The tag defines an HTML table.

An HTML table consists of the element and one or more , , and elements.

Img src?

The tag defines an image in an HTML page.

The tag has two required attributes: src and alt.

Frame src?

The tag defines one particular window (frame) within a .

Each in a can have different attributes, such as border, scrolling, the ability to resize, etc.

What do you know about INTERNET?

This site is an in-depth reference about the INTERNET. It was first published on the Web on January 7, 2000, and last updated April 10, 2011. The content has benefited from the input of many of the people that helped invent the INTERNET.

What do you know about web page?

A web page or webpage is a document or information resource that is suitable for the World Wide Web and can be accessed through a web browser and displayed on a monitor or mobile device.










(3) Gabbar sends Kaal


Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ?.

Thakur [with anger]: ?Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.?











(4) The Prophet order


The Prophet ordered

the people to pay

Zakat-ul-Fitr

before going to

the Eid prayer.







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(5) Angel Asked A Man


Angel Asked A Man After Death:

Kya Tum Shadi Shuda Thay?

Man:

Yes

Angel ordered:

Ye Dozakh Bhugat K Aaya Hai Isse Jannat

Mei Daal Do.

Angel Asked Sam

Angel Asked Same Question To Another Manââ.¬Â


Man:

2 Baar Shadi Ki Hai.

Angel ordered:

Isay Dozakh Mein Daal Do

Isay Dozakh Mein Rehnay Ki Aadat

Ho Gayi Hai











(6) “A


ââ.¬Å.An honest treasurer

who gives what he is

ordered to give fully,

perfectly and willingly

to the person to whom

he is ordered to give ,

is regarded as one of

the two charitable

persons ââ.¬Â
ââ.¬Â











(7) An honest treasur


An honest

treasurer

who gives what he is

ordered

to give fully,

perfectly and willingly

to

the person to whom

he is ordered to give ,

is

regarded as one of

the two charitable

persons ââ.¬Â
ââ.¬Â

(Bukhari)











(8) The Prophet order


The Prophet ordered

the people to pay

Zakat-ul-Fitr

before going to

the Eid prayer







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(9) The Prophet ordered the people

The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
Zakat-ul-Fitr
before going to
the Eid prayer.





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(10) A Sardar Went 2 Hotel,Ordered

A Sardar Went 2 Hotel,ordered Chiken


Waiter Comes


Sardar:
Murgi Di Taang Kithe Hai ?


Waiter:
Woh Langra Tha


Sardar:
Dil?


Waiter:
Dil Murgi Le Gayee


Sardar:
Dimaag?


Waiter:
Murga Pathan Tha!!!





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