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(1) Teacher: Do mai sai do nika


Teacher: Do mai sai do nikale tou kitnai bachai?

pathan :hum ko sawal samjh nai aaya

Teacher :agar tumhare pas do rotiyan then aur tum dono kha gai tou kya bacha?

pathan: saalan






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(2) Teacher:Bare hokr kiya bano gy

Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"



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(3) karachi k halat!"paint shirt"

karachi k halat!
"paint shirt" pehno to pathan nahi chorenge
"shalwar kameez" pehno to MQM wale nahi chorenge
"chadhi banyan" pehno to taliban nahi chorenge
or "kuch na pehno" to awam nahi chorenge"
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"




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(4) 1 admi pathan se pochta hai


1 admi pathan se pochta hai ke allah ne pait kyon banaya hai

.

.

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pathan: answr shalwar bandne ke liye . . .






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(5) ek angriz muslman howa to


ek angriz muslman howa to



sab muslman pathan osy mobarak bad dy rahay the



magar  ek muslman hans hans kar bola mobarak ho



angriz nay akily main hansnay waly say pocha .



zyada hansny k keya waja hia .to muslman ni kaha ,,,to june july 16 ganty roza rake to hansna samj mia aaa jaiga ......



 










(6) Pathan lrki se m




pathan lrki se





mere dil Me a jao !!!





Girl (ghussay se):

"CHAPPAL utaroon kia ??"



pathan:

"Pagli aisy hi aa jao

Masjid thori hy.






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(7) 1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya


1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya aur Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya

Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha:

Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.



pathan Bola:

Ye Lala Quaid-E-Azam Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay






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(8) Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman A




pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.

Mehman:wo Kese?

pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.






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(9) JUDGE to PATHAN: Tumhar


JUDGE to pathan:



Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, kal tmhe phansi pe latkaya jae ga..

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.

pathan: Wo to theek hai lekn utara kab jae ga






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(10) Pathan: Aaj main bohat pr


pathan:

Aaj main bohat preshan hun aur muje Dar lg rha hy

.

2nd pathan: Kyu?

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Phatan: Aj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass

.

2nd pathan:

Kon sa test?

.

pathan: Blood Test






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