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(1) Famous Quaid Quotes We


Famous Quaid Quotes



We have undoubtedly achieved Pakistan, and that too without bloody war, practically peacefully, by moral and intellectual force, and with the power of the pen, which is no less mighty than that of the sword and so our righteous cause has triumphed. Are we now going to besmear and ta
ish this greatest achievement for which there is no parallel in the history of the world? Pakistan is now a fait accompli and it can never be undone, besides, it was the only just, honourable, and practical solution of the most complex constitutional problem of this great subcontinent. Let us now plan to build and reconstruct and regenerate our great nation...



Muhammad Ali Jinnah










(2) In bio practical: Examine


In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing it's legs only?

Sardar:I don't know.

Examiner:You failed, what's your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name






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(3) Na chemistry hoti na main stud

Na chemistry hoti na main student hota,

Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota,

Abhi practical mein aayi nazar ek ladki,

Sundar thi naak us ki test tube jaisi,

Baton mein us ki glucose ki mithas thi,

Sanson mein ester ki khushboo bhi sath thi,

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuchh is tarah ka pyaar,

Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka khumar,

Benzene sa hota tha uski presence ka ehsaas,

Andhere mein hota tha radium ka abhas,

Nazrein mili, reaction hua,

Kuchh is tarah love ka production hua,

Lagne lage us ke ghar ke chakkar aise,

Nucleus ke charon taraf electron hon jaise,

Us din hamare test ka confirmation hua,

Jab us ke daddy se hamara introduction hua,

Sun kar hamari baat wo aise uchhal pade,

Ignesium tube mein jaise sodium bhadak uthe,

Woh bole, hosh mein aao, pehchano apni auqat,

Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke saath,

Ye sun kar tuta hamare armanon bhara beakar,

Aur ham chup rahe benzaldehyde ka kadwa ghoont pee kar,

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara kam chalta na tha,

Aur lab mein hamare dil ke siwa kuchh jalta na tha.







(4) In bio practical:


In bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?

Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name







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(5) jadeed Eduaction


jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".











(6) In Bio practical:


In Bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing itââ.¬â.¢s legs only?

Sardar :I donââ.¬â.¢t know.

Examiner: You failed, whatââ.¬â.¢s your name?

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name











(7) Life is nothing w


Life is nothing without LOVE,

LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,

don"t get emotional yar just b practical

so STOP luving and START Kissing







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(8) IMAM Hussain (A.S


IMAM Hussain (A.S) Says:

1.Do not talk about anything not useful for you; it is possible mention of such a thing may lead you to sorrow & repentance.

2. Piety is the best weapon of defense.

3- Submission to Allahââ.¬â.¢s Will is the best companion.

4- Wisdom is the noblest heritage.

5- Theoretical and practical knowledge are the best signs of distinction.

6- Avoid speaking until there is reasonable occasion; those who enter into useless talk, even if expressing truth, are found reprehensible.











(9) Practical wisdom


practical wisdom is only to be LEARNed in the school of experience. Precepts and instruction are useful so far as they go, but, without the discipline of real life, they remain of the nature of theory only.

Samuel Smiles











(10) Quaid E Azam Muha


Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah

Get out of tranquility and step in the practical life. Dedicate your faculties to seek improvement in every field to make the condition of people. It is only then we can be strong enough to counter threats to our nation and defeat our enemies. (Message to Bohar Students of Karachi, 13 Jan 1941).











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