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(1) Sardar to doctor: When I


sardar to doctor:

When I sleep, monkeys

play football in my dreams.



Dr:No problem,

just take this medicine b4 sleep.



sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.






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(2) Sardar english k paper main


sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:



1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I'm not a mango man



2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits



3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also



4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.



5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)










(3) Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe da


sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,

Dukh de,

tention de,

mujhe barbad kar de,

mere piche BHoot laga de,

Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye






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(4) A Sardar went 2 hotel, orde


A sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,

Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?

Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil?

Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.

Surdar: Dimaag?

Waiter: Murga sardar tha!






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(5) In bio practical: Examine


In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing it's legs only?

sardar:I don't know.

Examiner:You failed, what's your name?

sardar:See my legs & tell my name






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(6) A Sardar Enters In Ladies T


A sardar Enters In Ladies Toilet By Mistake.

All Ladies

Suddenly

Standup..

sardar: Izzat Dil Vich Honi Chayidi Aa..

Betho Betho Tatti Kr Lo Puri.!






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(7) Angraiz: Muje Sardar bana


Angraiz:

Muje sardar bana do

Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga

Angrz:ok

Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia

Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:

A laka naswar rawra

 






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(8) NURSE kept SARDAR'S FIN


NURSE kept sardar'S FINGER in HER MOUTH

after BLOOD TEST.

THEN sardar STARTED DANCING .

NURSE:y r u DANCING.

sardar:next is URINE TEST






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(9) pathan to sardar yara mujhe


pathan to sardar yara mujhe i go is ka mutlab btao sardar main jata hoon pathan aise tto tmhara baap bhi nhi ja skta phle muje is ka mutlab btao






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(10) 2 admi motar cycle par pank


2 admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peche lag geya kuch fasly par un ko roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola saaleyo bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne ..










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