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(1) karachi k halat!"paint shirt"

karachi k halat!
"paint shirt" pehno to pathan nahi chorenge
"shalwar kameez" pehno to MQM wale nahi chorenge
"chadhi banyan" pehno to taliban nahi chorenge
or "kuch na pehno" to awam nahi chorenge"
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"




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(2) 1 admi pathan se pochta hai


1 admi pathan se pochta hai ke allah ne pait kyon banaya hai

.

.

.

Pathan: answr shalwar bandne ke liye . . .






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(3) 1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aa


1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen

Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol garam na karo..!










(4) Pathan :- ye kis chez ka khait

Pathan :- ye kis chez ka khait(field) hy.
Admi :- kapas(coton) ka hy. Jis sy kapry banty hen.
Pathan :- to is me shalwar wala poda(plant) konsa hy



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(5) aak bache ne apni nicker ut


aak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......





Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........






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(6) Ek larki ko peeche se kisi


Ek larki ko peeche se kisi ne ungli di aur chhup gaya

peche ek 65 sala baba tha.

LARKI:baba gee miscal ap ne ki?

Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam ha






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(7) 1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj k

1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen
Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol garam na karo..!







(8) 1 admi pathan se pochta hai ke

1 admi pathan se pochta hai ke allah ne pait kyon banaya hai
.
.
.
Pathan: answr shalwar bandne ke liye . . .



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(9) Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dul


Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dulha Ne Poocha:

Jaan Muh Dikhayi Kitne Dun.?



DULHAN:

(Sharmaty Huwe)

Boli:

Janu jee Waise Tou Main,



Muh Dekhayi

Rs-100



Nuth Utarwayi

Rs-150



Shirt Utarwayi

Rs-200



Brazer Utarwai

Rs-250



shalwar Utarwayi

Rs-300



Chummi Karwayi

Rs-350



Mutth Lagwayi

Rs-450



Chussa Lagwayi

Rs-500



Ghorri Banwayi

Rs-700



Taangen Uthwayi

Rs-800



Kuss Pharwayi

Rs-1200



Leti Hon Per Aap Shohar Ban Gaye Ho Es Liye Puray Package K,



4000/= De Dena.



 










(10) Shadi Ki Raat Dul


Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dulha Ne Poocha:

Jaan Muh Dikhayi Kitne Dun.?

DULHAN:

(Sharmaty Huwe)

Boli:

Janu jee Waise Tou Main,

Muh Dekhayi

Rs-100

Nuth Utarwayi

Rs-150

Shirt Utarwayi

Rs-200

Brazer Utarwai

Rs-250

shalwar Utarwayi

Rs-300

Chummi Karwayi

Rs-350

Mutth Lagwayi

Rs-450

Chussa Lagwayi

Rs-500

Ghorri Banwayi

Rs-700

Taangen Uthwayi

Rs-800

Kuss Pharwayi

Rs-1200

Leti Hon Per Aap Shohar Ban Gaye Ho Es Liye Puray Package K,

4000/= De Dena.











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