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(1) TEACHR to a grl:Who created


teachr to a grl:Who created d earth?

(Boy pokes da grl's bak wid a pen)

GIRL: Oh God !

teachr:Gud. Correct ans!!

teachr:Who ws BORN on 25 dec?

......(Boy pokes her agn)

Girl: Oh Jesus !

teachr:Very Gud. Correct ans!

teachr:Wot did eve tell adam wen dey had their 17th baby?

(Boy pokes her bak agn)

Girl-If u dnt stop inserting dat thng in2 me nw.. I'll brek dat into 2 pieces....

teachr faintd!! ;-)










(2) Teachr. Bcho wada


teachr. Bcho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi pioge.

bche:nhi pienge.

teachr:larkio ka pecha nhi kroge

bche:nhi KRNge

teachr:un pr awazen nhi kso ge.

bche: nhi ksenge.

teachr: apni zndgi wtn pr qurban kroge.

bche: krenge.

asi zndgi ka KRNA bhi kia he.











(3) Top ans of teachr


Top ans of teachrs if dey dont hv ans of any ques

Ye apne pehle nai prha?

Read da buk

I ll tel u tomorow(wich wil nvr come)

Dont ask foolish ques

& d most imp is

Dis is ur assignmnt search 4 it

u ll study dis in da nxt clas.dnt indulge urself in confusion

Nice ques,raise hands who know da answer











(4) Teachr: Konsa Par


teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Student: Haathi!

teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?

Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.

teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai :-D







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(5) Studnet to Teachr


Studnet to teachr: Madam are you Hen?

teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking?

Student: Why you alway give me ââ.¬Å.Aandaââ.¬Â in test.







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(6) Ye Degree b le lo


Ye Degree b le lo,

Ye Naukri bi le lo.

Bhalay cheen lo mujhse meri jawani.

Mgar mujhko luta do wo Skool ki Canteen, Wo break time, wo chutti, wo dosti, wo yari... Kari thandh me apne ghar se nikalna.

Wo project ki khatir sheher bhar bhatakna.Wo lecture me doston ki proxy lgana.. Wo Miss ko chirana, wo aeroplanes urana..Wo exams ki raaton ko jgna jagana.Wo orals ki kahani, wo practicles ka kissa.

.

Bemari ki application ka wahid bahana.Wo xam k din bechain mahol.Wo result k din peron ka jhatptana.Wo maa ki duain,wo teachers ka bharosa.

Yaron k sath wo lambi si raatein.Wo doston se canteen me pyari si batein.

Wo har ek din ka LaRNa jhaGaRNa.

Wo larkion ka yunhi hamsha akdhna.Bhula nahi skhta hai koi.

Wo Skol,wo teachrs,wo shrartein, wo kahani :'(











(7) 'Ye Degree b le l


'Ye Degree b le lo,

Ye Naukri bi le lo.

Bhalay cheen lo mujhse meri jawani.

Mgar mujhko luta do wo Skool ki Canteen, Wo break time, wo chutti, wo dosti, wo yari... Kari thandh me apne ghar se nikalna.

Wo project ki khatir sheher bhar bhatakna.Wo lecture me doston ki proxy lgana.. Wo Miss ko chirana, wo aeroplanes urana..Wo exams ki raaton ko jgna jagana.Wo orals ki kahani, wo practicles ka kissa.

.

Bemari ki application ka wahid bahana.Wo xam k din bechain mahol.Wo result k din peron ka jhatptana.Wo maa ki duain,wo teachers ka bharosa.

Yaron k sath wo lambi si raatein.Wo doston se canteen me pyari si batein.

Wo har ek din ka LaRNa jhaGaRNa.

Wo larkion ka yunhi hamsha akdhna.Bhula nahi skhta hai koi.

Wo Skol,wo teachrs,wo shrartein, wo kahani :'('











(8) Ata Hy Mujh Ko Ya


Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamanaââ.¬Â
..

Wo Harami Pan Ki Batainââ.¬Â
.

Wo Bachiyan Phasanaââ.¬Â
.

Wo Hasna Hasanaââ.¬Â
.

Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Bananaââ.¬Â
.

teachrz Ki Hatanaââ.¬Â


Wo Punishment Milnaââ.¬Â
..

Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churanaââ.¬Â
.

Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Laganaââ.¬Â
..

Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Naââ.¬Â
..

Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain

Agr Kch Hy Tu Bsââ.¬Â
.

.

.

Yadain Hi Yadain.

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Princeââ.¬Â











(9) . .Class me teach


. .Class me teachr ne poocha jo stupid hy vo khra ho jay

pathan khra hogya teachr ne poocha

TUM STUPID HO?

US NE KAHA

AAP AKELI KHRI THIN

MUJHEY ACHA NHI LGA







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(10) Teacher; homewrk


Teacher;

homewrk kiun nhi kiya?

Stdnt;

sir,light nhi thi

teachr;

to mom batti jala lete

Student;

sir,maachis nhi thi

teachr;

Machis kiun nai thi

Student;

pooja ghar me rkhi thi.

teachr;

to wahan se le aate

Student;

nahaya hua nhi tha

teachr;

nahaye kiun nhi thy

student;

pani nhi tha sir

teachr;

pani kiun nhi tha?

Student;

sir motor nhi chal rahi thi.

teachr;

Ullu k pathy motor kiun nai chal rahi thi ?

Student;

sir btaya to hy light nhi thi.











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