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(1) Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukr

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,

Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,

Magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen,

Woh PheKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,



Woh college ki sabse â€. purani nishaanee,

Woh chai vaalaa jisko â€. saare kehte the
jaani,

Woh jaani ke hathon â€. ki ‘cutting' chai meethi,

Woh chup-kese jou
al â€. mein jo bheji thi chitthi,

Woh padhte hi chitthi â€. tha uska bhadakna,

Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa


Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..



Kadi dhoop mein â€. apni room se nikalnaa,

Woh project ki Khatir â€. tha dar dar bhataknaa ,

Woh lecture mein doston â€. ki proxy lagaanaa,

Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,

Woh submission ki raton â€. ko jagna jagaanaa,

Woh viva ! s ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani
.

Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani.



Woh dena Bimaari â€. ka har time bahana,

Woh doosron ka assignment â€. ko apnaa banana,

Woh seminar ke din â€. pairon ka chat-patanaa,

Woh workshop mein din bhar â€. pasinaa bahanaa,

Woh slogans banana â€. aur Gym me rakhadna,

Phir Exam ke din ko tha bechain hona,

Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..



college ki thi â€. woh lambi si raatein,

Woh doston se tapre pe â€. pyaari si Baatein;

Woh gathering ke din ka jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;

Woh kudiyon ka yuhin â€. hamesha akadnaa;

Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi â€.â€.-

Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana

Woh Phekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani..







(2) Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola

Snta college Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!

Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.



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(3) pathan ne aik college khola au

pathan ne aik college khola aur us me koi dakhil na hoa bhala kune us ne us ka naam rakha women colege for boys.



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(4) College Girl to chatwala, o

college Girl to chatwala,



outside college:- "bhaiya meri chat?"



Chatwala- bas 2 min.



Girl- bhaiya jaldi... meri chattt..



vaRNa



period



shuru ho jayega.



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(5) college wali: masale dar o

college wali:

masale dar



office wali:

narum narum



muhale wali:

garma garam



aap kya samjhaye?

may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon



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(6) Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Mom: Why R U pregnant?







Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"







Mom: Tell me who is he?







Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.



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(7) 03313778467 father: beta is s

03313778467

father: beta is saal main tjhe exams ke baad bike lazmi le kar doonga chahe to pass ho ya fail..

Son: kia waqai?

father: han bilkul pass howa to Handa college jane ke lie

fail howa to YAMAHA doodh bechne ke lie..



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(8) Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daug

Mom: Why R U pregnant?



Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"



Mom: Tell me who is he?



Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.



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(9) Do U know the fullform of COLL

Do U know the fullform of college- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college



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(10) 03313778467 College Girl to c

03313778467

college Girl to chatwala,

outside college:- "bhaiya meri chat?"

Chatwala- bas 2 min.

Girl- bhaiya jaldi... meri chattt..

vaRNa

period

shuru ho jayega.



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