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(1) School Assembally


School Assembally ki dua 2011Lab-Pe-Ati Hy Dua Ban k Tmana MeriZindgi LOVERS Ki Surat Ho Khudaya MeriIMPRESS Mujh Se Her 1 Larki Ho JayeMeri 1 Nazar Pe Dil Apna Wo Day JayeHo Meri JEANS Se Yunhi Mery Badan Ki ZeenatJis Tarha MAKEUP Se Hoti Ha Husn Ki ZeenatHo Mera Kam School, colleges ki Girlz se friendship KaRNaHer HASEEN Larki Ki ami Ki Izat KaRNaMere ALLAH Perhai Se Bachana Mujh KoISHQ Ki Jo Rah Ho Usi Rah pa chalana mjhko(:- =}











(2) ?Kaanch Ki Chori?


?Kaanch Ki Chori?

Kitni Sada,

Kitni Pyari,

Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki,

...college K Ik Kamry Me Bethi,

Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,

Us Ka Hath Kalai Pr Tha,

Or Who Kch Kch Khofzada Thi,

Ab Kia Hoga???

Mai B Us K Pas Hi Betha,

Us Ko Ghur Sy Dekh Raha Tha,

Mene Us Ka Hath Pakra,

Aur Pyar Sy Pocha,

Kiya Qissa Hy?????

Uski Ankhen Bheeg Gaien,

Aur Wo Dheemi Si Awaz Me Boli?..

Dekho..!!!

?Chori Toot Gai?











(3) TELENOR BATUN BAT


TELENOR BATUN BATUN MAIN

Wife:

Sunna hy college mai Ap baray behn chod thay!

Apki khala ka fone aya tha kah rhi the us ****** se bach k rehna!

Apki Ma se b bat hoi the kah rahi the k bachpan se gand marwane ka shauqeen hy yai

Husband.

aaj kya saray credit ki Ma chod di tu ne randi ki bachi?

Wife: yai gul khan kaun hy?wo he jis se Ap gand marwate hain? Hahahahaha!

GAND MARO BATUN BATUN MIEN ;-)











(4) 1 Sexy lrki colle


1 ******y lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha skti ho?

Biolo,gy

Zo0lo,gy

Geolo,gy

Lrki:

No Sir

Sirf

Dalo g

Nikalo g

&

Nahalo g:-)







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(5) college wali masa


college wali

masale dar:

office wali

narum narum:

muhale wali

garma garam:

aap kya samjhaye?

may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon







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(6) Gujr: Puttar teno


Gujr: Puttar teno es sal motorcycle lazmi le k deni ae pawain to pass howen ya fail.

Putar: Hain Abba?

Gujr: Han puttar J pass hoea to CD-70 college jan lai jay fail hoyea ty YAMAHA doodh wechin lai

(03006329056)











(7) Jb pehle din coll


Jb pehle din college jane lagi to ammi ne advise ki k Meri tarha kuch ban k nikalna,

main ne ye baat pallu se bandh li,

Aur "Maa" hi ban k nikli.

Veena Malik.







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(8) Wife:- Aik Baat B


Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo'n..?

Husband: Han Bolo....

Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..?

Husband:- Nai... Bolo.?

Wife:- Mein Maa'n Bn'ne wali Hoo'n..

Husband:- Hurrraye..It,s A Good News, Dar Kiun Rahi Thi...?

Wife:- college K din'n Mein Papa Ko Btaya Tha Tu Bohat Maar Parri Thi..











(9) 2 Khusray College


2 Khusray college se wapis ja rahe thay.

Achanak 1 gir gya or zor zor se rone lga.

Dusra tasali dete hoay bola:

Uth,Abdul-Fozia,

Mard ban,meri Behen.!







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(10) Girls college ki


Girls college ki building

ko aag lag gai,

college ki sub girls door khari

Huns rahi thi

k

Chalo ab college to nahi

Aana parega Lekin

Ek

khubsorat larki Ro rahi thi Ek

madam ne pocha

''Beti! Tum kyun ro rahi ho"?

Larki ne rote howe jawab diya

Madam meri book me

" UMAR " ka number tha wo jal gaye.











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