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(1) Pathan: Is sheesh


Pathan:

Is sheeshay ki kya gerunti hai?

dukandar:

Ap isko 100 manzil se nichey girao,Ye sheesha

99 manzil tak nhi tootey ga.

Pathan:

Jee oye!

ker dey pack.:-)







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(2) 2010 Ending Jokes


2010 Ending Jokes..

Black dukandar Sy: Uncle Rang Gora KRNy Wali Cream Hy..?

dukandar: Han Hy..

Bcha: Tu Saaly Lagata Kyon Nahi... =P ;-)







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(3) 2010 ka badtmiz t


2010 ka badtmiz tareen Bachaa,

KALAY dukandar sy..!

"Uncle RANG GORA KRNe wali cream hai''?

Dokandar: Haa ha

Bacha: Te landa Q nai ?? :-)







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(4) 1 pathan Dukandar


1 pathan

dukandar Say:

Yara Sathi Dena

dukandar: Kya

Pathan: Sathi

Dukndar: Kya

Pathan Gusse Main

Shalwar Utar Kr Bola:

Maa Ka Kus, Es Ka

Casing Deo,







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(5) Pathan: Imported


Pathan: Imported condom hai.?

dukandar: Han, size batao.?

Pathan: Nahi pata

dukandar: Samny room mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kr size check kr k ao.

Wo wapis aya to dukandar ny pocha kn sa size doun.?

Pathan: O yara condom ko goli maro,table kitne ka dega.?











(6) Pathan begam ke l


Pathan begam ke liye chapal lene gaya

dukandar:Pathan G size batao?

Pathan:yar wo tu main bhool gaya hun! Aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo. . .

rks







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(7) 1 ladki valentine


1 ladki valentines day pe dukan-dar se Esacard he jis me likha ho k me tumse pyar karti hun?

dukandar:Haan he

Ladki: 2 darjan pack kar do.







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(8) Sardar: dukan se


Sardar: dukan se apni B.V k lea

Wisper ultra lene gya

dukandar-

Sir kya size chahye?

Sardar: soch soch kr sharmate hue bola

ââ.¬Å.mre hath jitnaââ.¬Â







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(9) 1 Boy Valentines Day Per Dukan

1 Boy Valentines Day Per dukandar Se :
Aisa Card Hai Jis Mai Likha Ho Ke Mai
Tumse Aur Sirf Tumse Pyar Karta Hon


dukandar:
Haan Hai


Boy:
2 Darjan Pack Kar Do





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(10) Pyar = Dukho Ka Bazar Premi =

Pyar = Dukho Ka Bazar
Premi = Dukho Ka Kharidar
Premika = Dukho Ki dukandar
Maa-Bap = Beech Ki Diwar
Behan = Salahkar
Bhai = Peetne Ko Taiyar
So Luv Mat KRNA Yar





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