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(1) If people says you are crazy,

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.



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(2) Ak Monkey Ne Apni Maa Se Kaha

Ak Monkey Ne Apni Maa Se Kaha K Maa Mein Kitna Bdsoorat Hoon Maa Ne Kaha k Beta Allah Ka Shukar Ada Karoo Us Ko Bhi Deekh Jo Iss Ko Parah Raha Hai



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(3)  SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. Nee

 SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE monkey IN
... THE ZOO ...



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(4) Promise me we are true friends

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey



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(5) Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko

Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko kaise pata chalega k sms parhne wala donkey hai ya monkey....??

Circuit: Bhai agar reply aya to samjho Donkey hai, nahi to Monkey...!!




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(6) Q: What is the difference b/w

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR



Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.



Apun dono ki dosti eik dum jhakas hona mangta hai.
Jhakas boley to...Apun hira tu moti,
Apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.



Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha...
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara...
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha.



Tumne mere dil se khela,
Tumne mere tan se khela,
Tumne mere man se khela,
... Wah Wah Well Played.



Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun "Sa Law" kehta hai?



Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.



Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge?
Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..



MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.



Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai.
Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahai.









(7) Hamza, Abdullah NOOR,TARIQ ZID

Hamza, Abdullah NOOR,TARIQ ZID kar rahe they monkey Dekhna hai...


Apke Ghar ka ADRESS Diya hai,


2_3 Bar Jump mar k dikha dena,


Bacche Khush ho jayege...



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(8) My eyes detected My heart rea

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement



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(9) One day a monkey looked into m

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!



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(10) Theres an urgent meeting in th

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text



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