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(1) BHARWA . BHARWA


BHARWA

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BHARWA



BHARWA

BHARWA

jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi

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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)







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(2) Memon At Petrol P


Memon At petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara petrol Dalva

K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm

To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...







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(3) WIFE: Aaj mere ta


WIFE:

Aaj mere tann mann main Aag laga do.

Husband ne petrol phenk ker Aag laga di.

MORAL:

"Jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz mien krain"

From: Rescue 1122.







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(4) Petrol rate barhn


petrol rate barhne par "PATHAN" bola

"ham ko koi fark ni parta petrol 66 ka ho ya 77 ka

.

Hum pehle b 100 ka dalwata tha or ab bhi 100 ka hi dalwata hy.







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(5) Majid Chishti,Qua


Majid Chishti,Quaid e Azam,Baani e Millat,Fatima Jinah,Mader e Millat,Liaquat Ali,Shaheed e Millat,OR,Zardari,petrol Ki Qillat,Gas Ki Qillat,Zaleel e Millat,IDARA,BAGHDADIA CHISHTIA,R,







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(6) Petrol pump wale


petrol pump wale ki shadi hui.

Dulhan se sahelion ne pucha.

Suhaag Raat Kesi guzri?

Dulhan:

Bewaqoof sari raat haath mai le kar pochta raha.

"KITNA DALOUN"







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(7) Budget 2015 Chawa


Budget 2015

Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,

Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.

Zaroori Note:Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khareedega,usay Asli Desi Ghee ki Khushbu Muft sunghai jayegi.

Aur

petrol Free dekhaya jaye gaââ.¬Â











(8) Meaning of Pakist


Meaning of Pakistan in 2008

P = petrol 68.89

A = Aata 26 rs kg

K = Khudkash hamle

I = Ilm ki Kami

S = Sarko Pe Pani

T = Traffic Jam

A = Awam Pareshan

N = No Electricity







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(9) Sardar Smoking In Front Of His

Sardar Smoking In Front Of His Father ..


His Friend:
Oye ! Abba De Saamne Smoking...??


Sardar:
Abba Hi Hai Na..
petrol Pump Te Nahi ... !!





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(10) Iss Khouf say Motor Cycle hi B

Iss Khouf say Motor Cycle hi Baich di ……Faraz…………
Kahin Khud ko na Baichna Pare petrol k liyea……





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