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(1) Sardar : What Is The Name Of Y

Sardar :
What Is The Name Of Your Car ?


Lady :
I Forgot The Name
But Is Starts With "T"


Sardar :
Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai
Tea Se Start Hoti Hai
Hamaara Gaadi petrol Se Start Hoti Hai





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(2) Sardar Smoking In Front Of His

Sardar Smoking In Front Of His Father ..


His Friend:
Oye ! Abba De Saamne Smoking...??


Sardar:
Abba Hi Hai Na..
petrol Pump Te Nahi ... !!





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(3) SARDAR Apne Baap K Saamne Cigr

SARDAR Apne Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Tha...


1 Aadmi Bola:


Oye Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Hai..?


SARDAR:
To Baap
Konsa petrol Pump Hai Jo Urr Jaiy Ga..?





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(4) 1 Pathan 2sre Se: O Yara Humar

1 Pathan 2sre Se:
O Yara Humare Pait Me Gas Hy...!!!


2sra Pathan:
Khuda Ka Shukar Hy K
petrol Nahi Hy W
a
Amrica Qabza Kr Leta..!





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(5) 1 Pathan 2nd Pathan Se Puchta

1 Pathan 2nd Pathan Se Puchta Hy K,
Yara Kya Tm Ne Generator Ma
petrol Ki Jaga COCACOLA DALA HY?
2nd Pathan;
Nhn Yara
1st Pathan:
To Yeh Brrrr Brrrr Q Krta Hy?

1 Pathan 2nd Pathan Se Puchta Hy K,
Yara Kya Tm Ne Generator Ma
petrol Ki Jaga COCACOLA DALA HY?
2nd Pathan;
Nhn Yara
1st Pathan:
To Yeh Brrrr Brrrr Q Krta Hy?







(6) 1951 Main China Pe Suger Crisi

1951 Main China Pe Suger Crisis Aya.
Pori Kom Ne Boycot Kia(Per Import Nhe).
Crisis End


2nd World War Main Germany Main
Milk Crisis Aya
12 Saal Se Bary Logon Ne Milk Pena Chor Dia.
(Per Import Nhe)
Crisis End


1973 Mein Israel Ki Himayet Pe
Arab Dunia Ne America Ka Oil Band Kia.
60% Logon Ne Pedal Chalna Shuro Ker Dia.
Arab Jhuk Gaya.
Crisis End


Isi Tarah Crisis Main
Brazil Ne Tambako
England Ne Eggs
Swedon Ne Rice
Ka Boycot Kia
Crisis End


Aor Hm?


petrol 66 Boycot Nhe.
Suger 70 Black Mein Lekin Boycot Nhe.
Rice 120 Boycot Nahi.
Pani Bijli Gas Gum,
Pr Fazol Istamal Nhe Chora.









(7) Taxi Driver: Petrol Khatm Ho G

Taxi Driver:
petrol Khatm Ho Gaya Hai
Gadi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti


Sardar:
Koi Baat Nahi
Reverse Lelo, Vapas Ghar Chalte Hain





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(8) Celebration Means.. 4 Friendz

Celebration Means..
4 Friendz
Raining Outside
4 Glases Of Pepsi


Celebration Means..
100 Bucks For petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road


Celebration Means..
Maggi No0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25am


Celebration Means..
3 Old FRIENDs
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 INTERNET Messenger


Celebration Means..
Rain On A Roof
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbour Droping In A Party


Celebration Means..
U & Mom
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of Coconut Oil And
A Head Massage !!


To Celebrate U Dont Have To Spend
100s On Birthdays
1000s On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings


But To Celebrate
We Have To Spend Time
Wid Our L0ved Ones
KEEP In Touch Wid Th0se
Wh0 L0ve U And Care For U !
Dis Is Just A Reminder From Me To U..
Dat I Exist For U..
Rite Now And Always









(9) Earlier, Life Meant: A Winter

Earlier, Life Meant:


A Winter Evening
Four Friends
Mild Rain..,


Four Pegs Of Rum
100 Bucks For petrol
Two Rusty Old Bikes..,


An Open Road Maggi Noodles
A Hostel Room
3.25 A.M..,
Sharing Food..
And Love


Last Minute Exam Preparations
One Night
One Book..,


8 Duffers
One Girl
One Number
4 Friends..,
And A Fight


Today Life Means:


Old Friends
Separate Cities
Separate Lives.,
And Endless Efforts To EARN Money & Get Peace.


Today What You Are Looking In Life..,
Is Probably That
You Lost In Your Way Here.
Remember Old Friends
Old Memories You Shared,
Reconnect, Rejoice!









(10) Taxi driver to sardar:- S


Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar:
Koi gal nahi gaddi oiche lelo



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