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(1) Pathan Sardar Se: Yara Kya T

Pathan Sardar Se:

Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?



Sardar: Nahi Yara..



Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??



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(2) Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehang

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji

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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao


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petrol pump chaltay hain:D

Salee from Multan,01316166865



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(3) Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehang

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji

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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao


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petrol pump chaltay hain:D



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(4) Sardar : What is the name of y

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.

Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.



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(5) Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke

Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke Kuch Aisa Ho Jaye..

Paperz Hon Magar Result Na Aaye,



Classez Hon Magar Teacherz Na Ayen,

Bus Main Bethain College Na Aaye,



Picnic Par Jayen Magar Wapis Na Ayen,

Garhi Chalaen Magar petrol Na Dalwaen,



Kabhi Kabhi Parhain Magar Paas Ho Jayen,

Haftay Main 4 Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aaye







(6) Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah

Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..petrol Pump chalte hain!!!



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(7) Pathan petrol pump gya, wahan

Pathan petrol pump gya,
wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
?Dont Use mobile here?
Pathan ny mobile nikala
or har dost ko phone kar k kaha




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(8) It is a modern ramayan Once R

It is a mode
ramayan
Once Rama, laxman and sita were travelling in a mercedes benz. Suddenly petrol TURNed to Empty, Rama and laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol bunk. Then cruel Ravana came and kidnaped sita in a helicopter, then Hanuman coming in a bike jumped and hit the helicopter.It broken into 3 halves. Then ravana askes Hanuman how did u got this much energy .
Then Hanuman Says
"BOOST IS THE SECRET OF HANUMANS ENERGY"huhaaa







(9) Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah

Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..petrol Pump chalte hain



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(10) ISS KHOF SE MOTAR CYCLE BEAC


ISS KHOF SE MOTAR CYCLE BEACH DI "AR"

KAHEIN KHUD KO B NA BECHANA PARE petrol K LIE


.AR




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