(1) Pappu: Ek Manforce Dena.

Pappu:

Ek Manforce Dena.



Dukandar:

Tum To Master G K Bete Ho Na?



Pappu:

Mentos Bola Mentossss.

1,2 Vicks bhi De Dena

Gala Kharab Hai,

Medicine ka Naam Bhi

Nahi Nikal Raha Theek Se...;-p



Hahaha

(2) Father: beti tm muje pehle

Father: beti tm muje pehle papa kehti thi

ab tm ne muje DaD kehna shuro kr diya .



Kya vja hai?



Beti:

come on DaD PaPa kehne se lipstic khrab ho jati hai..

(3) 1 larki qabar par bethi thi...

1 larki qabar par bethi thi...wahan se guzartay howay ek musafir ne poocha ..
ap ko Dar ni lagta qabistan se ?


usss nay jawab dia...

Ander garmi thi iss liye bahir beth gaye

(4) Arz keya hai Kaha ek imaam ne

Arz keya hai

Kaha ek imaam ne dekh kar mere saamne

wah

wah

kaha ek imaam ne dekh kar mere saamne.

ho agar joota samnay to pher sajda nahi hota

mane kaha
baja irshaad farmaya aap ne

peeche rakha karen agar joota

phir sajda to hota hai magar joota nahi hota

(5) Ek couple date pe tha, Dad

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P

(6) 3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

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namak kam lga...

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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

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Sb baithe rahe...

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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

(7) Us ki ankhon main pyar k na

Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha



farzana...

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Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...

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Dakh yar bacchi charci nkli...

(8) ap k pas kon sa mobile ha ?

ap k pas kon sa mobile ha ?





















































































































































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hahahaha fool ~

(9) pathan: yaar mere liye kisi

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta

Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki

pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

(10) hellow han ji oh ac

hellow

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ji

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accha

ohho

sorry

wrong

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