(1) Girl: Ye Jo Samne Ladka B

Girl:

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Is Ka Naam Kya Hai





Waiter :

Yeh Ali Shahb Hain





Girl:

Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain





Waiter :

Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?





Girl:

Yahi To Pareshani Hai





Moral:

Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

(3) Mom:Boyfriend Jab

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare To Bolo "DON'T"

Or Jab Galy Lagae To Bolna

"STOP"

2nd Day Beti:

MOM Usne Dono Ek Sath Kiya To Me Ne B Ek Sath Kaha

"DON'T STOP"

(3) King of the State

King Of The States ,

Apple Of My Father's Eye,

Strength 4 My Mother's Heart,

My Brother Climbed Over The Mare.

Samajh Aai ?

Nahi,

English Samajh na Hr Kisi K Bus Ki Baat Nahi:-P

Punjabi Version Mulahiza Ho:

Desaan Da Raja,

Mery Babul Da Piyara,

Ambri De Dil Da Sahara,

Veer Mera Ghori Charya;-)

(9) Once There Was A

Once

There Was A Hungry Kutta

He Stole A Piece Of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop

Then He Durki Lai &

Reach On The Bridge Of The Naala

He Saw Another Kutta In Water With Boti

His Thoughts Were Kuttean Aalay.HE Mari Jo CHal Vich Te He Lost HIS Own Boti

Moral;

Kuttean Aali Socho Gay Te Kuttean Aali Hovay Gi.

(4) "A TRUE STORY" Ki

"A TRUE STORY"

Kisi Drakht Pe Ik Ullu Baitha Krta Tha.

ik Din Wo Drakht Kat Diya Gaya..drakht Bot Khush Hua K Shukar Ab Hm Pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITAY GA!!!

lakin Drakht Ki Khushi Us Wakt Khaq Me Mil Gaye Jb;

.

us Ko Kat Kr AP K Room Ki STUDY CHAIR Bna Diya Gaya

or

.

AJ B US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI..

(5) 1 day I read smok

1 Day I Read Smoking Is Bad. "I Stop Smoking "

1 Day I Read Drinking Is Bad

"I Stop Drinking "

1 Day I Read Making Girl FriendS Is Bad Habit

" I Stop



reading" LOlzz

(7) TV on karo Abhi a

TV On Karo Abhi Abhi Govt Pakistan Ne Ordinance Jari Kia Ha K,

khubsurat Logon Ko Is Mulk Se Nikal Dia Jaega,

ap To 100% Safe Ho,

"Uff Main Kahan Jaon?"

(4) Ager meri taraf s

Ager Meri Taraf Se

?

?

?

?

Sms Na Aye

To

UDAS :(

Na Hona Kyon K

Main





Sms Di Factory Nahi Layi Hoi

mainu Hor Vi Bare Kam Ne :

(3) "2 trah k log bri

"2 Trah K Log Bri Qismat Walay Hotay Hian,

1 Wo Jin Ko Sacha Pyar Mil Jata Hay,

aur

2sray Wo Jin Ka,

Khrbooza Meetha Niklta Hay"....:-)

(2) Reality bites: we

Reality Bites:

we Live In Such A Strange Country Where Pizza Reaches Home Faster Than Ambulance And Police...!