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(1) Wen I send u msgs it doesnt


Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!


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(2) Where r u? what r u doing?


Where r u? what r u doing?
R u busy? How much busy?
Ltl or more?
If ltl, Y dont u call me?
If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this?
Dont smile, call me immediately.


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(3) In life There are 6 thinigs


In life There are 6 thinigs u must never lose,

1. Character
2. Self Respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. Identity

&
6. OFCOURSE ME..!


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(4) Bite the neck gently, Chew


Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!


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(5) Future is Not something U Aw


Future is Not something U Await!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!


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(6) A BUTTERFLY LIVES ONLY FOR F


A BUTTERFLY LIVES ONLY FOR FEW DAYS,
BUT STILL IT FLIES JOYFULLY CAPTURING MANY HEARTS.
EACH MOMENT IN LIFE IS PRECIOUS.
LIVE HAPPY AND WIN MANY HEARTS


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(7) Far away from here, totally


Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.



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(8) IN PRISON: You spend the maj


IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren?t even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.





(9) A foolish man tels a woman 2


A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.


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(10) 21st Century.... Good/Bad???


21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our Salary - Very less . . .




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