(1) Someone Asked Shakespeare:

Someone Asked Shakespeare :

"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said

......"A Week Has 7 Days;

Can U Say Which Day Is

Younger,Either Sunday Or

Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In

Age..."

Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:

Senior Girls R Also

Available For Boys'.:-P

(4) he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)i

He Said To Me:'I LOVE YOU':)

i Said....

oh My GOD!!!! What A Co-incodence!:O

i Love My Self Too.... :p

(3) A physics student proposing a

A Physics Student Proposing A Chemistry Girl:

I Love U More Than An Electron Wants To Attract Proton.


Girl:

Oye Carbon Monoxide,apna Conical Flask Jesa Face Lay K Foran yahan Sy Reduce Ho Ja,is Sey Pehley K Tujhey Oxidise Kar Dun Or Tu Reaction K Qabil Bhi Na Rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite Ki Aulad:-

(4) 1- Money can't buy happiness..

1- Money Can't Buy Happiness ... But Somehow , It's More Comfortable To Cry In A BMW Than On A Bicycle.

2- Forgive your Enemies, But Remember Their Names.

3- Help A Man When He Is In Trouble And He Will Remember U When He Is In Trouble Again.

4- Most People Are Only Alive Because It's Illegal To Shoot Them.

5- Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Neither Does Milk.
So Cheers! :-)

(4) To live a life, we need:1. Bra

To Live A Life, We Need:


1. Brain

2. Intelligence

3. Knowledge

4. Expression

5. Looks

6. Luck



So,

I Salute YOU....





for Managing Without These:-

(6) when nobody loves u, when

When Nobody Loves U,

When Nobody Care 4 U,

When Everybody Ignore U,

Then

Sit In A CORNER,







Close your Arms







And Says,











Chawal E Nay Saray.

(4) A child said 2 sales girl i

A Child Said 2 Sales Girl In Sweets Shop:

Miss Will U Marry Me Wen I Grow Up

Girl Smiled & Said YES

Child Said:can U Give Ur Future Husband A Free Chocolate(",)

(5) Compaq is considering chang

Compaq Is Considering Changing The Command (press Any Key) To (press RETURN Key )

Bcoz Of The Flood Of Calls Asking Where The Any Key Is?

(6) A couple were arguing. Wi

A Couple Were Arguing .

Wife:u Dont Like Anybody In My Family

Man:Not True,I Like Ur Mother-in-law Better Than My Mother-in-law!

(6) A baby was BORN to a sardar

A Baby Was BORN To A Sardar . When The Nurse Brought The Baby To Him He Beamed Out Saying, Please Dont Tell My Wife Abt This, I Want To Give Her A Surprise!