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(1)
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
Someone
Asked Shakespeare
:
"U Married
A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed
Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'.:-P
(6) he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)i
He Said To Me:'I LOVE YOU':)
i Said....
oh My
GOD!!!! What A Co-incodence!:O
i Love My Self Too.... :p
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(3) A physics student proposing a
A Physics Student Proposing A Chemistry Girl:
I Love U More Than An Electron Wants To Attract
Proton.
Girl:
Oye Carbon Monoxide,apna
Conical Flask Jesa Face Lay K Foran yahan Sy Reduce Ho Ja,is Sey Pehley K Tujhey Oxidise Kar Dun Or Tu Reaction K Qabil Bhi Na Rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite Ki Aulad:-
(2) 1- Money can't buy happiness..
1- Money Can't Buy Happiness
... But Somehow
, It's More Comfortable
To Cry In A BMW Than On A Bicycle.
2- Forgive
your Enemies
, But
Remember Their Names.
3- Help A Man When He Is In Trouble And He Will Remember U When He Is In Trouble Again.
4- Most People Are Only Alive Because It's Illegal To Shoot Them.
5- Alcohol
Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Neither Does Milk.
So
Cheers! :-)
(7) To live a life, we need:1. Bra
To Live A Life, We Need:
1. Brain
2. Intelligence
3. Knowledge
4. Expression
5. Looks
6.
Luck
So,
I Salute YOU....
for Managing Without These:-
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When Nobody Loves U,
When Nobody Care 4 U,
When Everybody Ignore
U,
Then
Sit In A CORNER,
Close your Arms
And Says,
Chawal
E Nay Saray.
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(5)
A child said 2 sales girl i
A Child Said 2 Sales Girl In Sweets
Shop:
Miss Will U Marry Me Wen I Grow Up
Girl Smiled
& Said YES
Child Said:can U Give Ur Future Husband A Free Chocolate(",)
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(3)
Compaq is considering chang
Compaq
Is Considering
Changing The Command (press Any Key) To (press RETURN Key )
Bcoz Of The Flood Of Calls Asking Where The Any Key Is?
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A Couple
Were Arguing
.
Wife:u Dont Like Anybody In My
Family
Man:Not True,I Like Ur Mother-in-law Better Than My
Mother-in-law!
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(5)
A baby was BORN to a sardar
A Baby Was BORN To A Sardar
. When The Nurse Brought
The Baby To Him He Beamed
Out Saying, Please
Dont Tell My Wife Abt This, I Want To Give Her A Surprise!
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