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(1) A Sardar Enters In Ladies T


A Sardar Enters In Ladies Toilet By Mistake.

All Ladies

Suddenly

Standup..

Sardar: Izzat Dil Vich Honi Chayidi Aa..

Betho Betho Tatti Kr Lo Puri.!





Sms delivered (3) Times


(2) Teacher, Ye batao, jo log


Teacher,

Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hein?

Lrki sharmatay huay boli-

Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me,

Aur gaon k log GANNE K KHET mein……





Sms delivered (34) Times


(3) A Mouse Doing S****X with a


A Mouse Doing S****X with an Elephant Under a Coconut tree, Suddenly Coconut falls on elephant's head.



Elephant shouted with PAIN.



Mouse: ok 0k i will do SLOWLY





Sms delivered (8) Times


(4) VERY HEART TOUCHING story


VERY HEART TOUCHING story



 Kutte ka bacha apni maa se:



Maa, pitaji dikhne me kaise the?



Maa: pata nhi beta..



pichhe se aa ye the or pichhe se hi chale gye





Sms delivered (10) Times


(5) Lady Teacher: Zero main 1 D


Lady Teacher: Zero main 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?

Girl: Chup rahi!

Teacher (Gussy se): Jawab do

Zero mai 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?

Girl: Miss Bht Dard hota hy.





Sms delivered (47) Times


(6) Ek foji night paas par ghar ay

Ek foji night paas par ghar aya to pat chala ke bv ka period chal raha tha os ne apne KaRNal ko sms kiya "the segnal is red i can't atend the duty before 3 days so give me 4 days more. KaRNal ne jawabi sms kiya "the segnal is green attack from backside"




(7) LARKI, CHACHI SHADI K BAD K


LARKI, CHACHI SHADI K BAD KYA HOTA HAI.?

CHACHI, BETA HONA KYA HAI BAS,

SARA DIN CHULLAI AGGY TAI

SARI RAT LULLY AGGY





Sms delivered (5068) Times


(8) aak bache ne apni nicker ut


aak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......





Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........





Sms delivered (5157) Times


(9) NURSE kept SARDAR'S FIN


NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH

after BLOOD TEST.

THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .

NURSE:y r u DANCING.

SARDAR:next is URINE TEST





Sms delivered (1718) Times


(10) Lady Teacher : Bacho meri n


Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon. Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.





Sms delivered (4742) Times


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