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(1) Child:papa aunty ka pait kion

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!


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(2) “Larkiyo Ko Ezzat DoQ Ke Agr A

“Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den”…
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)


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(3) Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…


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(4) 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh ki


1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs



Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay



Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main kaRNe k bajaye raat ko bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain



girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain

ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched



MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain







(5) Pehle KISS karo,phir PALANG pe

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na


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(6) Sexy girl;plz 1 condom dena


Sexy girl;plz 1 condom dena,

chemst;konsi company ka behn gi ?

girl gusey se kisi achi company ka dena jis se teri behen ki izzat bani rehe or tu mamu bhi na bane...





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(7) Girl- aj mat dalo boy- ky


Girl- aj mat dalo

boy- kyo?

girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye



EYE DROP BEKAR HAI

 





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(8) Ak Larki apne Shoher se !


Ak Larki apne Shoher se !



Aaj jab main apna BRAZER tabdil kar rahi thi



to ak Larka mujh ko dekh raha tha,



Shoher !



Phir tom ne kiya keya ?



Larki !



Mujh ko bohat shram mehsos hoi



Or main ne apna Mou BRAZER se chopa liya







(9) Hamare USTAD BABA farmate h


Hamare USTAD BABA farmate hain, BETA!



Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti,



Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti



Geo Ustad..





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(10) Teacher: Iski punjabi trans


Teacher: Iski punjabi translation karo:  "Ye itni pyari si doll kisne tor di hy?"

Sardar: A kidi maa nu lun warya ay aidi soni gudi di pain nu chod k rakh dita ae





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