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Santa Banta Sms

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(1) Santa daurte daurte ruk gya. .

Santa Daurte Daurte Ruk Gya.
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Thak Gya Tha Wo B Insaan H
Tum Log B Na Jaan Lelo Santa Ki


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(3) Santa: Dr.Sahab 2


Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: Aap Ne Nahane Ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?






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(5) Santa: Yar muje M


Santa: Yar Muje Major Rohail Ne Social Work KRNe Pr Bohat Mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, Me Ne Qabristan K Gate Pr Welcome Ka Board Lagaya Tha






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(5) Inspector to Bant


Inspector To Banta: Phaansi Se Pehle, Bata Teri Antim Ichha Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pair Upar Aur Sir Neeche Kar K Faansi De Do.






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(2) Banta: Kal Muje 1


Banta: Kal Muje 10 Logo Ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir Tune Kya Kiya?

Banta: Maine Kaha Salon Ek-Ek Karke Aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir Kya, Salon Ne Ek-ek Karke Dubara Peeta






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(2) Santa's urine rep


Santa's Urine Report Got Exchanged With A Ladies Pregnancy Report .

Dr. Told Santa, "you Are Pregnant".

Angry Santa Shouts At Wife, "Maine Pehle Hi Kaha Tha, Mujhe Upar Rehne De".






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(3) Ultimate answer w


Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job.

Interviewer: Why Did you Changed your Last Job?

Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where..






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(4) Santa opened a pe


Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why?

Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..






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(5) Santa & banta sen


Santa & Banta Sending Sms 2 Their Gfs. Santa:mai Tere Mobile Se Apni Gf Ko Sms Bheju Dekhte Hain Kya Kahti Hai? Banta: No, Agar Usne Handwriting Pehchan Li To...?






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(2) Masterji: kal sch


Masterji : Kal School Kyu Nahi Aaya.

Santa: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.

Masterji : Kahan Gire, Kahan Lagi?

Santa: Takiye Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Lag Gayi






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