Santa Banta Sms & Text Messages

Santa Banta Sms in urdu and hindi

Santa Banta Sms

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Urdu Santa Banta Sms



(1) Lady doctor: tum


Lady Doctor : Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Aurto Ko Kyon Ghurte Ho?

Santa: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai "aurton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay Subah 10 Se 12".






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(2) Santa apni GF ko


Santa Apni GF Ko I Love U Kehta Aur Gir Jata.

Girl: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Santa : I Am Falling In Love.






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(2) Santa: Do you kno


Santa: Do you Know English ?

Banta: Yes

Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of NAAG PANCHAMI?

Banta: So Simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.






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(3) Santa went to see


Santa Went To See A Gal For Marriage . Their Families Decided To Leave Them For Some Talk. After Some Time Santa Asks: "behenji, Tusin Kinne Behen-bhai Ho?" Girl: "Vaise Taan 3 Si, Par Hun 4 Ho Gaye."






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(2) Jeeto yelled at s


Jeeto yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To LEAVE you!

Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!






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(3) Santa to Pappu: W


Santa To Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?

Pappu: Pata Nahi.

Santa: Kabhi Ghar Se Bhi Nikla Karo.

Pappu: Who's Banta?

Santa: Pata Nai.

Pappu: Kabhi Ghar Me Bhi Raha Karo.






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(3) An englishman and


An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet . Englishman : Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!






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(4) Pappu was writing


Pappu Was Writing His Father's Name On A 1000 Watt Bulb.

Santa Asked Him: What Are you Doing?

Pappu: Aapka Naam Roshan Kar Raha Hoon.






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(2) Santa: Itne kam m


Santa: Itne Kam Marks? Do Thappad MARNE Chahiye.

Pappu: Haan Papa, Chalo Maine Us Saale Master Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai.






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(2) Santa waiting at


Santa Waiting At Bus Stop In UK Along With 3 Women.

When Bus Arrived , Conductor Picked The Women & Said: No More, No More

Santa: Saaleya Mo
iya Char Laiyan, Meri Wari No More.






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