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(1) SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.


SLAM BOOK Filled By Santa.

1.Strength: My Wife Jeeto.

2.Weakness: Banta?s Wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta Is On Tour.

4.Threat: When I M On Tour.


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(3) Santa Was Kissing A Blank Pa


Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum Baat Nahin Karte



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(2) Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha


Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta: Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa: Dekh Raha Hoon Ke yeh Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai!



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(2) Banta: Kya hua, yeh mitti ky


Banta: Kya Hua, yeh Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa: Dadaji Ne Bola Maine Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hoon!



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(2) Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi me

Mereya Rabba Bas Inhi Jinhi Mehar Karde, Dil Mere Nu Pathhar Karde, Seh Na



Pauga Eh Vichhoda Usda, Usde Jaan To Pehlan Hi Tu Menu Dafan Karde..

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ho Ho Ho Ho



Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho... Kuch Nahi yaar Bas Aapki Shakal yaad Aa Gayi!




(5) Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya h

Mom: Tujhe Ladka Pasand Aaya Ho To Baat Agey Chalayen. Girl: Ladka To Theek



Hai But Mota Hai. Mom: TV Chahe 14" Ka Ho ya 29" Ka Remote 6" Ka Hi Hota



Hai.


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(4) Petrol ke rate badhne par Sant

Petrol Ke Rate Badhne Par Santa Bola: "Menu Koi Farak Nahin Penda. Pehle Bhi



100 Ka Bharwata Tha Ab Bhi 100 Ka Bharwata Hoon."


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(3) Master: Mein tenu kutte te ess

Master : Mein Tenu Kutte Te Essay Likhan Nu

Keha Si, Likh Ke Kyu Nahi Liyanda ?



Santa: Ki Karda Master G,

Jidan He Mein Kutte Te Pen Rakhia Oh Paj Geya!!!


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(2) Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand

Santa: Mein Tere 64 De 64 Dand Todd Dene Hai.

Ik Hor Aadmi Ne Keha Santa 64 Nahi 32 Dand Hunde Ne.

Santa: Meinu Patta Se Tu Vi Bolega Is Layi Tere Vi Gin Laye Ne.


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(2) Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar k

Chuha To Haathi : Tuhadi Umar Kinni Hai?

Haathi : 1 Saal, Te Teri?

Chuha: Umar Ta Meri V 1 Saal Hi Hai, Par Saale Nashe Patte Ne Mittran Di



Sehat Down Jehi Karti.


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