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Santa Banta Sms

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(1) Teri dosti da main satkar kitt

Teri Dosti Da Main Satkar Kitta, Teri Har Nazar Nu Main Pyar Kitta, Kasam



Rabb Di Na Bhula Devin Es Dosti Nu, Main Apne To Vi Jyada Is Rishte Te



Aitbaar Kitta..


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(3) Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu d

Ik She
i Nach Rahi Si, Usnu Dekhke Thodi Door Ik Chuha Vi Nach Reha Si.

She
i Ne Puchia Ki Ho Gaya?

Chuha Kehnda , "Nachne Nu Kare Mera Jee, Haye Ni Tenu Nachdi Vekh Ke".


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(5) Santa waiting at bus stop in U

Santa Waiting At Bus Stop In UK Along With 3 Women.

When Bus Arrived, Conductor Picked The Women & Said: No More, No More



Santa: Saaleya Mo
iya Char Laiyan, Meri Wari No More


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(2) Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfrie

Santa: Yaar Mein Apni Girlfriend Nu Gift Dena Hai, Ki Devan?

Banta: Gold Ring De De.

Santa: Koi Vadi Cheez Das yaar.

Banta: Tan Fer MRF Da Tyre De De.


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(2) Santa ne apne nawen jamme bach

Santa Ne Apne Nawen Jamme Bachche Nu Pakdeya Per Usne Santa Te Sussu Karta.

Santa To Nurse: Bibi Eh Piece Leak Karda Hai Badal K Le Aa..!


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(2) Maths Teacher Was Teaching Ma

Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Mathematical Conversions



Teacher -If

1000 Kgs= Ton.

Then



For 3000 Kgs

=How Much?



Santa-

Ton!Ton!Ton!:)


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(3) santa: yar banta aaj k baad is

Santa: yar Banta Aaj K Baad Is Mobile Ko Istemal Nahein Karein Gay. Her Wakt Service Ka Masala Hota Hay.



Banta: To Phir Kis Karein Gay?



Santa: Hum Kabotar K Zeriaye Aik Dosray Ko Pegham Bhejein Gay.



Banta: To Theek Hay.



Kuch Din yeh Silsila Chlta Raha Phir Aik Din Santa Ko Khali Kabotar Mila Koi Pegham Nahein Tha.us Nay Ghusay Main Aa Ker Banta Ko Phir Sey Mobile Per Call Ki.



Santa: yar Khali Kabotar Kuin Bheja??



Banta: Main Nay To Misd Call Ki Thi....




(6) AOA Wajiha kesi ho kabhi y

AOA



Wajiha Kesi Ho Kabhi yad Hi Kr Lia Kro.

May B Tum Bhol Gai Ho Main Tum Ko Phone KRNy Ki Boht Try Ki Bt Ur Cell Is Alwaz Off (powerd Off).



Kia Tum Naraz Ho Tell M


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(3) Labon ki sersarahat se bada

Labon Ki Sersarahat Se



Badan K Choor Honay Tak



Main Tujhko Is Terha Chahon



K Teri Saans Ruk

Jay



Khataon Per

Khataen Hon



Na Ho Kuch Baat

Kehne Ko



Maایک پٹھان اپنی بہن کے ساتھ جارہاتھا راستے میں دوست ملا بولا خان صاحin Tujh Mein yun Sama Jaun



K Teri Saans Ruk

Jay



Na Himmat Tujh Main Ho Baqi



Na Himmat Mujh Main Ho Baqi



Magar Main Paas yun Aaun



K Teri Saans Ruk Jaب تمھاری بیوی خوبصورت ہے پٹھان کو غصہ آگیا بولاخانہ خراب بیوی ہوگاتye

Tere Honton Ko Main Rakhun



Apny Honton Pe Kuch Aese



Ke Teri Pyaas Bujh Jay



YA MERI SAANS RUk Jaye.




(8) Santa suffering from cold was

Santa Suffering From Cold Was Shivering . His Son Called A Doc.
Doc: Wht Happened?
Son: Bimari Da Ta Pata Nahun Par Baapu Saver Da VIBRATION Mode Te Lagaya Hai


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