Santa Banta Sms & Text Messages

Santa Banta Sms in urdu and hindi

Santa Banta Sms

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Urdu Santa Banta Sms



(1) Lady to inspector


Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatos 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Came Back yet!

Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else?






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(3) A lady calls Sant


A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell.

Santa Doesnââ.¬â.¢t TURNS Up For 4 Days.

Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bell But No One Comes Out.






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(2) Banta: Truck dekh


Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum Kaampte Kyon Ho?

Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Ka
e Aaya Hai.






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(3) Santa: Yaar mein


Santa: Yaar Mein Apni Girlfriend Nu Gift Dena Hai, Ki Devan?

Banta: Gold Ring De De.

Santa: Koi Vadi Cheez Das yaar.

Banta: Tan Fer MRF Da Tyre De De.






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(2) Teacher: What sho


Teacher : What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.






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(3) Santa ke bagiche


Santa Ke Bagiche Mein Bahut Sare Ped - Paudhe Thay, Santa Naukar Ko Bola Ped-paudhon Ko Pani Dal.

Naukar: Sahab Baarish Ho Rahi Hai.

Santa: Abe To Chatri Leke Dal.






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(3) Pappu while filli


Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.?

Santa: Very Long...!






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(3) Santa: Sir hun me


Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Deyo, Mera Vyah Ho Gaya Hai.

Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyaan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi.






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(3) Santa dials a num


Santa Dials A Number . A Girl Receives The Call.

Santa: Who R U?

Girl: Seeta Here.

Santa: Maine To Chandigarh Phone Kiya Tha, yeh To Ayodhya Mil Gaya.






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(2) Santa asked Banta


Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening?

Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is PM Not AM.






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