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Santa Banta Sms

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(1) Banta ped pe chad


Banta Ped Pe Chada To Upar Baithey Bandar Ne Poocha : Upar Kyon Aaya?

Banta: Apple Khane.

Bandar : Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai.

Banta: Pata Hai, Apple Saath Laya Hoon.






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(5) Nurse came out wi


Nurse Came Out With The NewBORN Kid, Santa Rushed 2 Her & After Seeing The Kid He Shouted , BETA Hua BETA. She Slapped Him: Leave My Finger, U Fool, Itââ.¬â.¢s A Gal






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(5) Santa was drawing


Santa Was Drawing Money From ATM. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password . Itââ.¬â.¢s . Santa: U R Wrong. Itââ.¬â.¢s 1394.






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(4) Santa joined NASA


Santa Joined NASA. After One Month The Americans Had To Change The Name From NASA To SATYANASA






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(3) Ek baar Santa Gan


Ek Baar Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jaata Hai Aur Darwaza Knock Karta Hai.

Gangubai : Kaun ?

Santa: Main !

Gangubai : Main Kaun?

Santa: Tu Gangubai






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(3) Santa ne apne naw


Santa Ne Apne Nawen Jamme Bachche Nu Pakdeya Per Usne Santa Te Sussu Karta.

Santa To Nurse: Bibi Eh Piece Leak Karda Hai Badal K Le Aa..!






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(2) Santa: Bhagwane s


Santa: Bhagwane Suit Bada Sohna Paya Hai.

Jeeto: Thank U G

Santa: Lipstick Badi Sohni Laayi Aa.

Jeeto: Thank U G.

Santa: Shingaar V Sohna Kitaa Aa.

Jeeto: Thank U G

Santa: Par Sohni Pher V Nahi Lagdi...






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(3) Girl: Will u marr


Girl: Will U Marry Me?

Santa: No, Humare yahan Shaadi Sirf Relatives Mein Hi Hoti Hai. Mummy Ne Papa Se, Didi Ne Jijaji Se Aur Bhaiya Ne Bhabhi Se






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(4) Banta: Yeh chaaku


Banta: Yeh Chaaku Kyon Ubaal Rahe Ho?

Santa: Suicide Ka
e Ke Liye

Banta: To Phir Ubalne Kui Kya Zaroorat Hai?

Santa: Kahin Infection Na Ho Jaaye






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(3) In a train compar


In A Train Compartment Husband : Darling , Mujhe To Tumhari Aatma Se Pyar Hai, Tumhare Jism Ki Mujhe Koi Chah Nahin. Main Tumhari Rooh Ko Chahta Hoon, Tumhara Shareer To Main Kutton Ko Daal Doon.

Banta Sitting On Upper Berth Says: BOW BOW








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