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Santa Banta Sms in urdu and hindi

Santa Banta Sms

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Urdu Santa Banta Sms



(1) Santa ki shaadi e


Santa Ki Shaadi Ek Nurse Se Ho Gayi.

Banta: Aur Santa, Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai?

Santa: Pooch Mat yaar, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho, Bolti Hi Nahi.






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(2) Santa: I have swa


Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 Months Back!

Doctor: What Were you Doing Till Now?

Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have Lost It Too.






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(2) Translation from


Translation From Hindi To English, "Khushi Ke Mare Uski Chaati Phool Gayi".

Santa: Due To Happiness, His Chest Became Breast.






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(2) Santa: Woh ladki


Santa: Woh Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai!

Banta: Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai.

Santa: Kya Naam Hai Uska?

Banta: Woh Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha "CHAALU KHAATA"






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(4) A sweet girl goes


A Sweet Girl Goes To Banta's Shop And Said: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao.

Banta Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Kar Nahin Aaya.






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(2) Two days of power


Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa & Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Escalators






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(2) Santa: Ghar ka sa


Santa: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain.

Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey?

Santa: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.






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(5) Titanic was sinki


Titanic Was Sinking .

An Englishman Asked Santa, "How Far Is Land"?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman Jumped Into Sea.

Englishman : Now, Which Direction ?

Santa: Downwards!






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(8) Bantas advise:- D


Bantas Advise :-

Dont Carry Umbrella During Rain

Keep WHISPER On Ur Head

ye Ghanto Tak Geelepan

ka Ahsas Nahi Hone Deta:D






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(5) An astronomer was


An Astronomer Was Watching The Sky From His Telescope.

Santa Singh Was Observing Him, Suddenly A Star Falls.

Seeing That Santa Singh Shouted, ââ.¬Å.what A Shot you Made!ââ.¬Â






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