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(1) Banta: When I get


Banta: When I Get Mad At U, U Never Fight Back. How Do U Control Ur Anger?

Preeto : I Clean The Toilet .

Banta: How Does That Help?

Preeto : I Use Ur Toothbrush.






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(4) Three friends aft


Three Friends After Exam.

Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon.

Banta: Main Bhi!

Santa: Shit yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.






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(3) Santa: Tere resul


Santa: Tere Result Da Ki Banya?

Pappu: Miss Kendi Aey Es Class Wich Ik Saal Hor Laggay Ga?

Santa: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar.






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(3) Santa was shoppin


Santa Was Shopping In Store.

Salesman : Sir, Would U Like

to Use A Pocket Calculator?

Santa: No Thanx.

I Know How Many Pockets I Have!!






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(3) Santa: Oye, ladki


Santa: Oye, Ladki Dekh, Kitni Sohni Hai.

Banta: Mujhe To Uska Naam Bhi Pata Hai.

Santa: Kya Naam Hai.

Banta: Mein Bank Gaya Tha, Vahan yeh Ek Counter Pe Baithi Thi, Name Plate Pe Likha Tha:

Accountant






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(2) Titanic was sinki


Titanic Was Sinking .

An Englishman Asked Santa, ââ.¬Å.How Far Is Landââ.¬Â?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman Jumped Into Sea.

Englishman : Now, Which Direction (left Or Right)?

Santa: Downwards!






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(5) Santa goes 2 a Pe


Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump

sees A Board Donââ.¬Ât Use Mobile Here,

he Picks His Mobile Phone,

Calls Everyone From His Phone

& Says DONââ.¬ÂT CALL ME NOW






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(4) Santa found a cig


Santa Found A Cigarette In His Daughterââ.¬â.¢s Room:

"Ohh God! She Smokes!!!"

Then He Found Wine

...

"Ohh God! She Drinks!!!"

Then He Saw The Boy.

.

"Ohh Thank God!!

Ahhh! To ye Sab Iss Munde Da Hai!!" :D








(3) Santa:Aj party ki


Santa:Aj Party Kis Khusi Mein.

Banta:aaj Mera Scooter Kho Gya.

Santa:to Kia Hua.

Banta:Shukr H Mein Uspr Nhi Tha Nhito Mein B Kho Jata!!! ?;)?  ?






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(3) 'Santa: Itne kam


'Santa: Itne Kam Marks?

Do Thappad MARNE Chahiye.

Pappu: Haan Papa,

chalo Maine Us Saale Master Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai.






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