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(1) 'Daku Mangal Sing


'Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..

Daku : Sona Kahan Hai, Jaldi Bataao ..!

Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao'






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(3) Santa: Main ghar


Santa: Main Ghar Jaate Hi Biwi Ki Panty Utar Dunga.

Banta: Yaar Tu To Bahut Mood Mein Lag Raha Hai.

Santa: Nahi yaar Mujhe Bahut Tight Ho Rahi Hai






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(2) Santa ne bus me E


Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Ched

Diya.

Ladki-Tumhre Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi Hai Kya?

Santa-kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Ke Bahar Hu!






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(3) SANTA: kal raat 3


SANTA: Kal Raat 3 Ghante English Picture Ki CD Dekhi,

na Kuch Dikhaai Diya Na Awaz Ayi

FRIEND:Movie Ka Nam Kya Tha?

SANTA:"PLEASE INSERT THE DISC"






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(6) Wife: aap Bahut M


Wife: Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho

santa: Tum B To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho

wife:mai To Maa Banne Wali Hu

Santa: Mai B To Baap Banne Wala Hu






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(2) Santa: Dr saheb a


Santa: Dr Saheb Apne Nurse Bahut Achi Rakhi Hai

Uska Hath Lagte Hi Maine Teek Ho Gaya

Dr: Janta Hu Thappad Ki Awaz Mujhe B Suni Di Thi






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(2) Santa Singh : ?Look Banta, w


Santa Singh : ?Look Banta, What Type Of Glasses They Have Made. The Top Is Closed . How Can you Fill Lassi In It ??

Banta Singh : ?Yes, That?s Funny. And Even If you Make A Hole At The Top, How Will The Lassi Stay In The Glass When The Bottom Is Open??





(4) How did santa tried to kill


How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird??
He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.


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(2) Santa: I have swallowed a ka


Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay.
Doctor : When?
Santa: 3 Months Back!
Doctor : What Were you Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have Lost It Too.


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(3) Santa and his two friends ar


Santa And His Two Friend s Are Talking At A Bar.

His First Friend Says, ?I Think My Wife Is Having An Affair With The Electrician. The Other Day I Came Home And Found Wire Cutters Under Our Bed And They Weren?t Mine.?

His Second Friend Says, ?I Think My Wife Is Having An Affair With The Plumber, The Other Day I Found A Wrench Under The Bed And It Wasn?t Mine.?

Santa Says, ?I Think My Wife Is Having An Affair With A Horse.?

Both His Friend s Look At Him With Utter Disbelief. ?No I?m Serious. The Other Day I Came Home And Found A Jockey Under Our Bed And It Wasn?t Mine.?






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