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(1) Santa Singh : ?Look Banta, w


Santa Singh : ?Look Banta, What Type Of Glasses They Have Made. The Top Is Closed . How Can you Fill Lassi In It ??

Banta Singh : ?Yes, That?s Funny. And Even If you Make A Hole At The Top, How Will The Lassi Stay In The Glass When The Bottom Is Open??





(4) How did santa tried to kill


How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird??
He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.


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(3) Santa: I have swallowed a ka


Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 Months Back!
Doctor: What Were you Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have Lost It Too.


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(2) Santa and his two friends ar


Santa And His Two Friends Are Talking At A Bar.

His First Friend Says, ?I Think My Wife Is Having An Affair With The Electrician. The Other Day I Came Home And Found Wire Cutters Under Our Bed And They Weren?t Mine.?

His Second Friend Says, ?I Think My Wife Is Having An Affair With The Plumber, The Other Day I Found A Wrench Under The Bed And It Wasn?t Mine.?

Santa Says, ?I Think My Wife Is Having An Affair With A Horse.?

Both His Friends Look At Him With Utter Disbelief. ?No I?m Serious. The Other Day I Came Home And Found A Jockey Under Our Bed And It Wasn?t Mine.?






(3) Preeto: There?s trouble with


Preeto : There?s Trouble With The Car. It Has Water In The Carburetor.

Banta: Water In The Carburetor? That?s Ridiculous.

Preeto : I Tell you The Car Has Water In The Carburetor.

Banta: You Don?t Even Know What A Carburetor Is. I?ll Check It Out. Where?s The Car?

Preeto : In The Pool.






(3) Judge: You are charged with


Judge: You Are Charged With Throwing your Mother-in-law Out Of your Fourth-story Window.
Banta: I Did It Without Thinking, your Honor.

Judge: Thats No Excuse! Don?t you See How Dangerous It Might Have Been For Anyone Passing By At The Time?


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(4) Santa once wanted to transfe


Santa Once Wanted To Transfer Some Files Form One PC To Another . Following Was The Steps Followed By Him.

1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which He Wanted To Transfer And Selected CUT Option.

2) Disconnected The Mouse From That PC.

3) Took That Mouse Carefully And Connected It To The Other PC Where He Wanted To Copy That File.

4) Right Clicked The Mouse And Selected The PASTE Option.





(7) Santa : I tried your number


Santa : I Tried your Number So Many Times, It Always Said ?Switched Off?!

Banta : Nahi Pape, It?s My HELLO TUNE!



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(3) Did you hear about the dysle


Did you Hear About The Dyslexic Devil Worshipper?

He Sold His Soul To Santa.


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(2) Santa Singh got this email f


Santa Singh Got This Email From A Friend :
CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?


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