Pashto Funny Sms & Text Messages

Pashto Funny Sms in urdu and hindi


(1) Yo Mulla pa cinema ka film kat

Yo Mulla pa cinema ka film kato
Cha trena pokhtana ooka chy,
.ta kho Mulla yee biya waley film gorey.
Haghai warta owail chay,
.za warta dair .BAD BAD GORAMA..


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(2) 2 funny Tapay: Asman Ta lar da

2 funny Tapay:
Asman Ta lar da khato Neshta
Laila Majnoon Pa andar-Paye khatali dina
zama mesg che darshe chay pe uska,
ma di pa tash miscall biscat khwarali dena


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(3) 1 Admi ne Zoo me 3 zubanain bo

1 Admi ne Zoo me 3 zubanain bolny wala Tota dekha
jo
English, Urdu or Pushto bolta tha.
Usne 3 zubane check ka
e k liye usse pucha:
Admi: Who r u?
Tota: Im parrot.
Admi: tum kaun ho?
Tota: Mein tota hun.
Admi: ta sok ye?
Tota: .Sta Da Khazi Merha., Kho yo zal mi darta owial chi toti yam kana.




(4) Yaw Woraz Ba Sta Jwand Ki Yaw

Yaw Woraz Ba Sta Jwand Ki Yaw Dasi Jenay Razi,
Che Sta Sara Ba Daira Meena Kai,
Aw Ta Bai Dair Khwakh ye,
Pa Makha ba De Pa Makh Makh Khkwalai,
Aw Tata ba wai che
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.BABA / Daji.


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(5) Once a teachr writes ”M”on

Once a teachr writes .M.on d board & asks Fazal wat it is?
He says he doesnt know.
Techr: .sta plar de. Dumra darta nada pata..
He then writes .W. & asks Aslam wat it is?
Aslam: .Da Fazal plar day kho khpay ye bara karri di.


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(6) Da KHIYAL balte da KHIYAL bath

Da KHIYAL balte da KHIYAL bathrom sta sho,
Da KHIYAL lote da KHIYAL sabon sta sho.
Tar so ba ta daase khiren garzege..
Dagha samaan os pa jwandoon sta sho..
>>olamba pe


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(7) Rasha 6 las k darla darkam, Da

Rasha 6 las k darla darkam,
Da da rambel Khkuli gulona.
Raza 6 nema shpa k oko,
Da Tahjud Khkuli munzona.
Rasha lag ro hunde pe kena,
Dalta wrasta di tol katona.


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(8) KHUDAYA SANGA BA KAMAGI ZMA KH

KHUDAYA SANGA BA KAMAGI ZMA KHAYTA
DA KHU WORAZ PA WORAZ GHATAGI ZMA KHAYTA
DA YAR DOST SARA ROGHBARH KAWOLI NA SHAM
DA AR CHA SARA JANGAGI ZMA KHAYTA
PA BAZAR KI GIRZAYDAL RATA DAR GRAN DAI
DA RAKSHOO SARA TAYRAGI ZMA KHAYTA
ZA DA KHPALI KHAYTI DHAR YAM KHAFA KARHI
CHI PA HESH SHE NA MARHAYGI ZMA KHAYTA
(S_JAN_NASAR_O345_8378953)




(9) Pa Lara tlama yo Jinay rata La

Pa Lara tlama yo Jinay rata Lande bande OkataL.
Ma warta Wail jore khwakh de shoma.
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wai na rora PARTOGHAKH de zaange..
Intezar Khan:


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(10) ma kho wayal che to dubai k lo

ma kho wayal che to dubai k loye afsar ye
ta kho da afsar da yao nokar laande nokar ye
ta da afsar pa makh k dase laas pa zigat yakh wi
ma wayel che na murda cha, cha che weshtale pa zigar ye
kali k ta tra ta hm pa kaka wayalo sharmege
waye plar hagha ta che to umar k ta star ye
dalta pa pant shirt band ede zaan na angrez jorr ko
ta da afsar spi ta we che ta zama zigar ye
kali k kho ta ba yao tealy hm khpala na owrrala
dalta da afsar baig de pa mla yakhe sam khar ye
ta hm ye chamcha aadama de pradi watan k
so ka pa watan ki jargebaz ye kha khlawar ye.
Intezar Khan:
dedicated to my friends in UAE and other foreign countries.




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