Collection of Urdu Sms by 'Khalid Javid(03214131058)'


(1) 5 Frogs Are Sitting On a Lo


5 Frogs Are Sitting On a Log.

4 Decide To Jump Off.

How many Are Left?

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Still 5 left.

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Moral: There is a Lot of Difference Between Deciding and Doing.





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(2) Take This Stress Test by An


Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...

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1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?

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Ans. Mickey Mouse.

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2. Which Duck has 2 legs?

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If you answered Donald Duck,

You Are Under Stress.

Because All Ducks have Two Legs.

So Please Chill out and Enjoy.









(3) 1 BADSHAH ne Apny Wazir ko


1 BADSHAH ne Apny Wazir ko Ek Angoothi di.

Aur kaha k is Ring par ek Aisa Lafz likho, Jis ko main agr Khushi main dekhon to Ghamgeen ho jaon,

Aur Agar Ghum main dekhon to Khush ho jaon.

Ab bataen k Wazir Ring pe kon sa Lafz likhay ga?

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Answer : Vazir Us per Likhega Maut

Kyoki Khush Insaan Maut dekh kar Gamgeen ho jayega.

or Gamgeen Insaan maut dekhkar khush ho jayega.










(4) A man walks into his bathro


A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.

He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.

And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.

How did he do this?

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Answer: He shoots him in the Mirror









(5) 2 balls remaining... last


2 balls remaining...

last 2 players on the pitch

player A 94*

player B 94

7 runs to win the match

how would both players make their centuries?

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Player A hit the shot takes 3 runs but one run was short run and also an overthrow gives 4 runs. Now player B is on the strike and he hit a 6.









(6) 1 admi apni har brthday pe


1 admi apni har brthday pe ek rupiya jama krta hai Jb wo 60vi brthday pe khzana torta hai tu us mei 15rupy hoty hain..Q??

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Ans: His birthday comes on 29 Feb.






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(7) Test ur IQ Q.Which alphab


Test ur IQ

Q.Which alphabet is a question?

Q.Which alphabet is a fly?

Q.Which alphabet is a part of our face?

Q.Which alphabet is a tool?

Q.Which alphabet is a drink?

Q.Which alphabet is in geometry box?

Q.which alphabet is a source of salt ?





Answers:

1:Y

2:B

3:I

4:X

5:T

6:D

7:C


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(8) 1 larki bahot romantic ho k


1 larki bahot romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfriend

say



aaj main boht khush hon

Mango kia mangtay ho



Molvi sharma k bola:

Iss sal zakat hamary Madarsy ko dena.






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(9) Life gives answer in 3 ways


Life gives answer in 3 ways..

It says Yes & gives u what u want,

It says no and gives u something better,

It says wait and gives u the Best!






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(10) A person who has good thoug


A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.



Roald Dahl










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