Collection of Urdu Sms by ' Zubair Anjum(03325183093)'


(1) rnPathan apnay dost se:rnAaj k


Pathan apnay dost se:
Aaj kal kya kar rahay ho?
Dost:
Khan bhai, MBA kar raha hon.
Pathan:
Yara jo marzi karo par sath sath parhai jari rakho!




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(2) Man at medical store: I need p

Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can't sell u, until u have prescription.
Man showed his Nikah Nama.
Chemist: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti?



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(3) Suno!!rnrnMujhe Har Pal Tumhar

Suno!!
Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari
Yaad Aati Hai,
Kabhi Saanso KRNChalne Pe,
Kabhi Dil KRNMachalnay Pe,
Kabhi Barish
Barasnay Pe,
Kabhi Aankhen
Chalakne Pe,
Kabhi Chanda
Nikal Pe,
Kabhi Suraj KRNDhalne Pe,
Kabhi Shab KRNAndheron Me,
Kabhi Din KRNSawairon Me,
Kabhi Logo KRNMelay Me,
Kabhi TanhaRNakele Me,
Tumhari,
Bus Tumhari YaaDRNAati Hai...
Suno!!
Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari
Yaad Aati Hai.







(4) Larki: Jb tmhe meri yad ati ha

Larki: Jb tmhe meri yad ati hai to tm kia krte ho?
Larka: Tmhari favrit tofee kha leta hn,0r tm kia krti ho?
Larki: 2 gold leaf pee leti hn...:-)



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(5) Someone Asked Shakespeare:rn"U

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'.:-P







(6) 1 larka Charas pi k aya,rnDad

1 larka Charas pi k aya,
Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga!
Dad:
Charas Pi k aya he?
Son:
Nai To?
Dad:
Kamine, Phir suitcase khol k kia bak-bak kar raha ha..B-)



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(7) Sheikh apni shadi ki raat bv s

Sheikh apni shadi ki raat bv se: apna haath dejiye.
BV ne sharma k kalai aagay barha di or ankhain band ker leen,
jab thori der me ankhain kholeen to sheikh marker se haath pe ghari (watch) bana raha tha.
B.V: ye kia?
Sheikh:moo dikhaee



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(8) "Parveen Shakir"rnrnHoon To Kh

"Parveen Shakir"
Hoon To Khafa Us SE,
Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...?
Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai...
Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor,
Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata...
Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai...
Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi...
Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai...
Tu MERA Tha,
Tu MERA Hai,
Tu MERA Rahay Ga...
Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!







(9) A cricket question!rnAgar Paki

A cricket question!
Agar Pakistan ko Last Ball pe 1 score
WIN KaRNay k liye chahiye aur 9 OUT HORNchukay hon yeni last wicket ho,Tu last
ball pe STUMP ho jaye,Aur wo ball
wide ho,Tu Kya Pakistan WIN karay ga?
Agar HAAN tu kitni WICKETS se?
Agar haara tu kitnay RUNS se?
Check your cricket experience..:-)







(10) Aaj us ki aankhon main wo shar

Aaj us ki aankhon main wo sharart nahi thi,
aj us k honton pr wo muskarahat nahi thi, mai ne pocha to tal dia us ne
mgr aj us k roop main wo sajawat nahi thi
sard pr gai thi us ki tabiyat ki shokhi
Aur jazbat main wo hararat nahi thi
khuch khair nahi lagti thi,
gham se chor tha wo
us k lehjey main wo gargrahat nahi thi
wo toot chuka tha mohabt main ,..
magar Us ko mohabt se koi shekayat ni thi







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