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(1) 3 dost apas main batain kar


3 dost apas main batain kar rahay thay



Pehla dost : mery walid ganga my chalang lagaty hain awr jamna sy nikalty hain.



Dosra dost : Mery walid darya-e-sindh  my chalang lagaty hy aur darya-e-chanab sy nikalty hain



Tesra Dost :Yar ye koi bat nahi mery walaid tanki my chalang lagaty hy awr nalky sy nikalty hy.










(2) Mere Zakhmoon se jo waqif t


Mere Zakhmoon se jo waqif thay woh humraaz mera,

Aaj khanjar wohi iss dil pe chalanay aaye






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(3) 7 doston ke suhagrat k ne


7 doston ke suhagrat k

next day





1.Meri BV to 1110,jese mrzi use kro

2.Mere BV 3310 nikli.36 saal ka purana model.



3.Meri BV N95,zara pyar se chalana parta hai

4.Meri BV to Blackberry hy.Got everything but complicated



5.Meri BV DUAL SIM hy

kbi age dalo kbi peche dalo





6.Meri BV saali china mobile hy,pehli raat mai choot phat gae

7.Bechara Rotey huve bola...

Oy yaro lut gya, barbad ho gya

Mera

set khula hua nikla"










(4) Aurat bache k 7 gift shop p


Aurat bache k 7 gift shop per gai

Bacha zid KARNe laga khilona chaiye

Aurat: Khan isko darao ye

zid kar raha hai



Pathan: Oye bhenchod, randi ka bacha, zid kerta hai,

Hum teri maa ki choot main

ghus k chalang mare ga

Ab zid kare ga?



Aurat: Bharwe bus ker ab to is ki maa b dar gai hai.










(5) Aap in mein say k


Aap in mein say konsi car chalana pasand krengai?

1) corrola

2) city

3) civic

4) bmw

5) accord

6) vitz

7) alto

8) mehran

9) farrari







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(6) BEST HARAMI PAN


BEST HARAMI PAN

Bike Rider.

Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hai

Phir chalan Kaisa

Police wala

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,

Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho...>>







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(7) Pakistani dosre s


Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain naââ.¬Â


1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???











(8) 1 Pakistani dosre


1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain naââ.¬Â


1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???











(9) 1.Wo kia hai jo h


1.Wo kia hai jo har insan tu dekhta hai lakin Allah nhi

dekhta?

2. Kis muqadas maqam pe namaz ada nhi ho sakti?

3. Kon se 2 jurm hain jo takmil ko puhnch jaen tu dunia

ka koi qanun saza nhi de sakta lakin takmil se pehle

pakre gaey tu saza maut hai?.

It is chalange for u.











(10) Halki sardi ka za


Halki sardi ka zamana hai,

Mousam b suhana hai..

Ek d0 new sms to karo

kiya balance ko Burrhapay tak chalana hai.







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