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(1) The trouble with


The trouble with being number one in the world - in anything - is that it takes a certain mentality to attain that position, and that is something of a driving, perfectionist attitude, so that once you do achieve number one, you don't relax and enjoy it.

Billie Jean King











(2) Nothing can stop


Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.

Thomas Jefferson







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(3) Still Smiling S


Still Smiling

Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect

Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence

Smile 2 Lover Means Love

Smiling In Front Of Computer Means mental

Still Smiling!

(Confirmed)



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(4) ''exellent lines'


''exellent lines''

affection shows human mentality but situation shows human reality







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(5) This is the best


This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband

and wife instead of resorting to physical force...

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Then I wrote your name on my heart & I gotHeart Attack.

HUSBAND:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

He saw me in the dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:

Roses are red; Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but outside, laughing at you











(6) your actions refl


your actions reflects ur mentality

and

ur mentality reflects ur character.

therefore think good to do good nd be good.







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(7) Smile to old mean


Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)

Pagal ey oy







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(8) Exams - socha na


Exams - socha na tha,

Classes - kabhi kabhi,

Question papers - na tum jano na hum,

Copying - yaarana,

Maths2 - asambhav,

Maths1 - mission impossible,

Environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

Distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

Fail - phir milenge











(9) Teacher; Translat


Teacher;

Translate into English

"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,

O God!Plz Make Me a mental Case"







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(10) . . .Mental hospi


. . .mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay!

Aik guzartay hue shakhs ne pucha, tum log kyun uchal rahay ho, chudai toh wahan chal rahi hai...

Donu pagal ne aik saath kaha, chutiye, HUM MUMMAY HAIN!:p

r O c K I N G..... . . . . .











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